hey guys it’s been a while since I’ve posted, and as you may have noticed by my little uhhh make over the ULTRA fixation has taken over so here are some random probably cannon divergent headcannons to tide y’all over 🩷
V1
I imagine they weren’t constructed with a voice box in mind, since they were constructed to be a solo war machine. The humans that built v1 probably saw a voice box as an unnecessary use of fuel, when that fuel was needed to end the war- that That v1 never Fought in.
But, swordsmachine style, they can acquire one!
So, if they received a voice box, NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, would get them to stop yapping EVER. They are a yapper at heart ❤️
A he/they/it thing
Big snooper and fast sniffer. Curiosity is fuel. I swear, leave them in a room with google and, 2 hours later, you’ll come back to them receiving a degree in “office supply manufacturing,” or something like that.
As a supreme war machine, V1 was made to process subtle details in a small amount of time in order to quickly make and execute effective strategies on the field. I imagine this also can apply to V1 observing others. On an emotional level. V1 therapist. That’s it that’s the head cannon. Do with that as you will.
They have mixed feelings about being a prototype.
Wards off fear of death via style and silliness
Ferryman
Majjoorrrr perfectionist
He keeps his boat tidy. Like Pinterest house decor tidy.
EARLY BIRD. He ALWAYS gets the worm (tea).
His favorite tea,,.. depends on the mood.
Internal medic…. He’s like a wizard with all of his home remedies. 🩵
I can imagine him using incense.
If Hell was nice enough to give wrath a day cycle, Ferryman would go out to watch the sunrise and sunset every morning and evening.
Since being sent to wrath, I imagine that he’s been working on different methods to help with his anger… he’s improving himself uuhhghhhkk skeleton..
He goes out and looks up into the night sky, longingly, whenever he thinks or writes about heaven, or Gabriel.
*shakes fist* Aesthetic skeleton…
Verry1an? Ferr1? Ferryv1?
TWO CREATIVES IN A ROOM
Sillyness. Two feral creatures. Kinda
Ferryman would show V1 how he paints, then offer some tubes of paint for them to try. V1 would take one, toss it into the air, shoot a coin, and ricochet the coin to the paint, the paint to the canvas. SPLAT! So.. that’s how V1 gets into abstract painting!
Once they warm up to each other, V1 would def show Ferryman some cool gun tricks. I imagine ferryman would get reeeeaaaal good with coin tech.
They would have tea parties together.
They would stargaze together- then paint together. Ferryman would paint the sky and V1 would splatter on the stars.
Gabriel
Absolute sweet tooth but only for vitamin gummies
scenemo enjoyer
He’s a doodler
Every Angel has their own room in heaven’s palace. Gabriel’s is pink, soft, ‘n full of plushies.
So many plushies..
(He’s just me)
Touch starved but hates touch (lie. It just depends on who it is and the surrounding environment)
Autistic Angel. Autism was made in the father’s image, woah.
I imagine pre 3-2 Gabriel, while loyal to the council, did begin to question their commands, before immediately distracting himself in some way shape or form, whether that be maintaining the heavenly palace, refocusing on judging souls, or performing execution with little to no thought.
With that in mind: FEMTYNAL FAN !!!!!!! HE NEEDS LOUD MUSIC IN HIS HEAD AT ALL TIMES !!!!!
ferryman and V1 thoughts help him sleep at night because he is me
Ferrygabe
tender..,, fluff…
Gabriel weekly visits wrath. He says it’s to check on the layer but we all know it’s cause he loves his skeleton.
“You’re the light in my darkness” “You’re the night sky that holds me.” (I’m probably going to draw this)
Neither Gabriel nor Ferryman realize how much they’re loved by each other.
Ferryman, while truly loving Gabriel, also worships him, if you get what I mean? Let me put it in a better way: The Ferryman expresses his love for Gabriel through acts of worship. In turn, the Ferryman places Gabriel on this pedestal, where, while the angel is pleasant towards the husk, Gabriel could never love the ferryman the way he does Gabriel, right? (WRONG❌❌❌❌)
Gabriel, being an Angel, is no stranger to praise or worship. Though, genuine affection, he’s a bit less familiar with it! The council only really sees him for his work, underlining a reputation he must uphold. And those who worship them- only know him from afar, as the light that brightens their path, no matter how close they really are. So while he deeply enjoys his visits with the ferryman, the thought that the ferryman may genuinely enjoy his company for who he is as an individual, rather than a servant of heaven— the thought is foreign.
Ferryman tends to Gabriel’s wounds (shoutout to @/acmeearts for that BEAUTIFUL COMIC I’ll link it: https://www.tumblr.com/acmeearts/780332250148536320/yay-ok-ultrakill-ferrygabe-i-lvove-them-gn-heart )
Ferryman will never forgive the council.
“I am of the belief that being there to listen to a friend is always a good virtue.” *hears about council* “Murder is sometimes acceptable.”
Gabv1le
They just need to talk, maaan.
The death of both of their creators gives them an (albeit, morbid) starting place for bonding. “Your dad is dead… my dads are dead… Together, maybe we can do this 👍”
V1’s just a little creechur /affectionate. They love to climb up on and around Gabriel like some sort of cat tower.
They help maintain each other’s wings 💛💙
They still sparr but affectionately (Ferryman gets to watch with popcorn.)
V1 studies Gabriel like a microscope, but lovingly. One: for strategy, but two: just cause the guy’s interesting. More than how he moves or manifests his spear, or throws his swords, Gabriel is a whole nother being— a whole nother individual that had only ever been vaguely depicted as a beaming light, a saving grace, a result of the father. It's fascinating to be face to face with (what is meant to be) one of god’s most perfect creations, and appreciate all of what makes him imperfect.
After actually talking with the machine and some introspection, he realizes that they were made for similar purposes, to serve their creators, no questions asked. So, atleast in my “happy ultralive yaya happy” au, to see V1 take his own spin on his purpose, and, break from it a bit, is quite inspiring to say the least. Also, due to V1’s fine tuned observation skills (built for war), they can pick up a lot of Gabriel’s subtle body language, a lot of which usually goes unnoticed. So with this, it kinda- almost feels like V1 reads his mind?? At first he’s stunned that the machine could notice such— then is warmed by the fact that they cared enough to do so.
Gabriel goes from using it/its to he/they for V1. Angel ranking system and all.
FerryGabv1le
I LOVE THIS SHIP RRRAAAAGGGDHHDH
A lot of my headcannons are in the separate ship catagories but they apply to this here too.
Everyone!!!! (the two blues) *ringing bell* Everyone gather ’round the warm angel!!!!!! (it’s bedtime)
Gabriel is designated transportation (he flies!)
If V1 happens to lead the group into something that day, they may get up to some stupid shit 👍
Separately smart, together all dum.
V1 and Ferryman use both of Gabriel’s wings as their own blankets.
Therapy group, working on self acceptance.
Minos
good cook. I’m talking grandma’s house type cooking. Warm soup, bread, milk and cookies type cook.
Flower enjoyer (he’s obsessed.) He probably makes flower arrangements in his free time.
Probably a green thumb in general 💚
You, in the lust layer, find yourself wandering in a room: “Oh, whose cottagecore coquette themed room is this?” you ask. Minos prime walks in.
Asexual Minos. Just putting it out there.
Emotional support old man
This man can become emotionally attuned with a wall and BE RIGHT.
“Minos, you can’t give a wall therap-“ the wall sobs in relief, for someone finally hears it. “Holy shit.”
He always tries to see the best in everyone— almost to a fault, I imagine.
MAKE👏UP👏ARTIST👏
Fashion ICON
In prime soul form, if V1 and him just CHILLED, I imagine he would immediately find a badass, red dress, black boots type outfit to celebrate his new found freedom.
and then take it off like 2 hours later cause fashion big yay! but new fabric textures big no eeuughh.
Truthfully, oversized t and sweatpants are for the WIN
OH. OH GOD. CLOTHING TAGS WOULD DRIVE HIM INSANE.
“Thy gore shall glisten!” It’s the uncut tag on the back of the shirt.
Scratchy fabrics shall perish
And crushed velvet…. It’s like touching something wet in the sink.
Freedom of expression is something he holds dearly, and strove to encourage in the City of Lust as king.
I can imagine that he doesn’t like confrontation much. He probably had to deal with it as a The Judge of Hell, and as king, but it’s not his ideal, at all. Quite stressful actually.
Sisyphus
Chill guy my beloved.
CREATURE CODED. He purrs…
That man has FANGS
Big, BIG, BIG fan of string pluck-pluck instruments. Bouzouki is his favorite. He plays it for hoooouuuurs 💞💞
It’s the process of playing the instruments —how it feels to play any song— that he loves so so much.
He’s a man that lives for experiences. man’s greedy for the beauty of life.
Boulder pushing stim yaay
Poet…. POET. After the virtues were called up to heaven, Sisyphus would ABSOLUTELY write poetry to fill up some of his freed time. It would be those short and sweet poems to- the poems that paint an experience with just a few words.
He verbally shuts down, usually when his surroundings are sensory hell or when he’s stressed tf out.
He attempts to counteract the latter by making light of things, finding light in things, keeping his cool, and, well, as the terminals will have you know, using his 💞tricks💞 (“lie, cheat, and steal”).
Analytical man… he thinks through everything. He and V1 would probably conjure up some 400 iq war plans, dead-ass.
Or any plan, for that matter.
I can see an inner actor in him…
Rock collection..
A sly war lord? *looks in box* a poetic romantic with a rose in his mouth.
WITH THAT SAID: ⬇️
Minophus
autistic kings……….. they kiss..
I’m NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS SHIP AT ALL.
In their prime forms, since Minos lost his face, he does Sisyphus’s makeup 🩵
I imagine that Minos was killed first. His death, to put it bluntly, baaasssically caused the greed insurrection. It’s a lot more complicated than that but it’s basically like: “you do this bullshit and then you KILL my HUSBAND? Hahah oooohhhh you’re going to DIE.”
Sisyphus is ABSOLUTELY head over HEELS!
Yeah yeah known trickster and warlord but he giggles and kicks his feet thinking about Minos. fight me.
They cook together ❤️(Sisyphus mainly follows along and cuts veggies)
Minos sews themselves matching outfits alll the time
In their husk forms, Sisyphus was the smaller one. Minos liked to scratch Sisyphus’s head, comb his hair— y’know, all that cute stuff. Cause.. creecuhure
But now, in their prime forms, Minos is the small one. For the first few times they met in their new forms, Sisyphus was enamored by this change and picked up Minos by the arms like a cat like: “whoah……. you're small now….”
If they're going like- cloth shopping, Sisyphus will always test a fabric before Minos does to describe the texture to him. It helps narrow choices ❤️
Minos’s snakes are their pets.
If Minos notices Sisyphus has fallen quiet, he’ll offer a small rock. It’s something nice to fidget with
My favorite of all: in prime form, Sisyphus’s head glows brighter when he blushes. Keep a man giggling, you’ll never have to pay an electricity bill a day in your life.
HELL ITSELF
Definitely switches ups from “big scary” to “big silly” 3 times a day minimum.
Hell’s a theater kid (affectionate… I … think?)
I specifically imagine Hell being able to change the screens in limbo for dramatic effects.
I like to think that Terminals have consciousness of their own- but when that r e d s p a c e d o u t t e x t appears, Hell just kicked out whatever consciousness was in the terminal so it could take that seat— like “MOVE. I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING”
When nothing’s happening, it uses the terminals to listen to music.
Something wicked
She/her/they user
Aroace icon
Semi nonverbal. She doesn’t usually talk, but she does whisper to those she feels safe with, and, when absolutely by herself, she sings. : )
I also call her Lilac 💜
She finds it hard to breath : (
Looove soft, fluffy sweaters. It feels better on her exposed veins than harsh fabric.
Would definitely knit blankets and make plushies.
Would probably love Sanrio if you showed her what it was… I think Keroppi and Chococat would be her favorites 💚🤎
General
For angels, the holy light only guarantees immortality. Being disconnected from the holy light only makes it so you’re a regular mortal, y’know?
While Angels are 100% immortal when connected to the holy light, they still can, and are, in fact, expected to engage in sustainment activities. Like- they don’t need to eat or sleep to survive, but their performance will absolutely falter without rest or nutrients. Not taking proper care of their divine vessel is considered an act of violence against the father, for their bodies are of his creation.
Ferrygabv1le….. poly poly poly poly poly POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY POLY
King husk were LARGE HUSKS. TALL HUSKS! BIG BIG BIIIIIG HUSKS!!!
I’m definitely going to yap about more characters in the future. I just want to post this to let y’all know I’m not dead👍