#yeah eight

[emmedoesntdomath]

knox, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest charlie

charlie, glancing up: yes?

knox, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest charlie, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose. 

charlie, turning to knox’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???

ginny, knox’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over

knox, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-

[inkdemonapologist]

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!

Fun fact: basically right after Joey kissed Sammy in our call of cthulhu game I got dropped out of the Discord call and my internet and phone data both died for the next hour so everyone else had to wrap up the session without me. Sammy bluescreened so hard it kicked me off the internet.

[reverse-mermaid]

the little san merinomaid

SAN MERINO NEEDS LEGS