dumb stuff that I wish someone wrote, Sam's neighbors like to gossip and the latest one is about the guy who came to town twice now just to try to impress Sam, like the first time he just showed up lifting stuff to show off and then he shows up again in sunglasses and with a cake and all swagger and proceeds to play with his nephews like bf material lol
It was a small town; it was to be expected. Gossip was bound to happen; it was the only way to keep themselves entertained sometimes. Sam was already familiar with being the center of such speculative gossip, what with his involvement in overthrowing SHIELD, his friendship with Captain America (or, relationship?!), and everything else that came with being an Avenger.
So really, he should've seen this coming.
When Bucky first arrived with the big, mysterious gift, whispers started to spread. When he spent the afternoon lifting heavy objects and helping repair the Wilson's boat, then was seen following the Wilson's home? Rumors were already flowing in full force.
By the time he showed up again, a few weeks later, there was no stopping the talking. Tight jeans, soft shirt, carrying a cake from Sam's favorite bakery—he looked like a guy trying to make an impression.
And the worst part was, Sam couldn't even argue when the gossip reached his ears, because he had an ever-growing certainty that Bucky was trying to get into his pants, and Sam was so far gone on him that he didn’t care who talked or what they were saying, so long as they didn’t scare Bucky away.
send me your dumbest/cutest/wackiest headcanons and I’ll write a 5-sentence fic or something