#yeah sure dad

[hefightsarchive]

jeff: dont swear

also jeff:  .........  swears.

@leftlimp

[frankenstiensmonsterscreator]

My dad calm the hell down challenge

[aaamike]

When mom calls you while you're being evil...

[simplisticgardengnome]

“You definitely give off bird person theybie vibes” -my dad

[peanutbuttercutie]

my dad at Starbucks

Him: can I have a grande mocha frap with no whip?

Him: *turns to me* I hate Starbucks

[mystt]

i bet my dad would be right pissed if someone came down to his office while he was trying to spend time with my mom and started shouting at him 

i think one could also say that he’d be right pissed about his *whispers dramatically* safe space being invaded

[dauntlesstrainhere]

my dad just randomly bought me a laptop