Jul 8, 2025
So Nolan came to earth 100% intending to lie about his whole everything. then proceeded to gave his full name and real home address, confident in the belief that noone on this bumfuck nowhere world at the edge of this stupid wopwop galaxy would have heard of the biggest scariest empire in the known universe. and he was right.
#invincible#omni man#nolan grayson#nevertheless meta#he was there for two decades. Earth had regular contact with aliens!!#NOBODY mentioned viltrum?! the gda didn't put out basic fact check feelers to other aliens about viltrum greenpeace?!#the only way this makes sense is if the whole solar system is basically space north sentinel island#which considering its an earth with classic superhero B.S...#magic&alt realities&secret fish people&constant power sliding&multiple pantheons&countless monsters&technology that's just magic again...#and mars is populated by shapeshifters and brain parasites ...#yeah. yeah actually#'killing with spears anyone stupid enough to forget that having guns does not make you immune to spears' works pretty well as a metaphor#man Allen must have been LOST lost.
