#yeeterus

[shiftythrifting]

spotted at value village Chicago

[babyspacebatclone]

I’m almost officially a month and a half away from my Uterus Divorce.

Literally the most irritating things from it have been getting rid of the gas they fill you with for laparoscopic surgery (burping for three days) and trying my best to obey my long-suffering OB/GYN’s work restrictions she locked me into because she knows me and can guess my normal likelihood of hauling around a 60 pound preschooler at the daycare.

(I lasted 5.5 of the prescribed 6 weeks before just walking around with one of the 40lb ones held with their butt on my hip when they wouldn’t go outside with the class and I was sick of making the other teacher do it)

Anyway…

I’m still not sure how much the entire “No uterus? Literally no change in my perception of myself” is related to my growing identity of being agendered (I prefer the term “gender agnostic,” but still).

For people born with a uterus:

Ciswoman, losing my uterus would give me a degree of gender dysphoria

Ciswoman, losing my uterus would not affect my personal gender identity

Non-cis, losing my uterus would improve my gender identity

Non-cis, losing my uterus would be negative for my gender identity

Non-cis, losing my uterus would not affect my gender identity

Never had a uterus and/or want results

Voting ended onJun 13, 2023

The options apply for both theoretical situations and anyone who had experienced a hysterectomy.

Feel free to add details about how imagining/experiencing losing your uterus would affect your perception of your gender identity, including gender dysphoria, gender euphoria (specifically), or net neutral effect like me.

This applies to Gender Identity - freedom from bleeding is a human right I wish I could give you all! 😊 (although “I menstruate so I’m a woman!” is obviously gender-related)

[hobohobgoblim]

New term for the transmasc homies just dropped. My friend is finally getting their long awaited hysterectomy and announced the "countdown to yeeturus". Lol.

[scarlettgauthor]

Yeeting the Ute: A 10 Month Retrospective

It's officially been ten months since I yeeted my uterus, and I've had some mild complications and speedbumps along the way that I hadn't chronicled… Until now.

This post, along with all the posts about my hysterectomy, are free on my Patreon. I hope they might other folks considering a yeeterus!

Yeeting the Ute: A 10 Month Retrospective | Scarlett Gale

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[pelipper]

My friend got me a congratulations card for my hysterectomy

tysm @holahallo!

[glazedsnail]

I'm on a waiting list for a uterus extraction, a yeeterus, if you will, and have been waiting forever.

I'm in SO MUCH PAIN TODAY I'm this close to just go in and rip it out myself.

[norm-al-jpg]

1/16/25, rev. 1/25

Is it the memory of pain or the promise of loneliness once it’s gone?

Each grounding breath lashes me tighter to the shards on the floor,

the ache in my gut of organs ripped out.

It’s not through violence but love for self are we born anew.

The sorrow in isolation is astringent as an antiseptic,

healing but hurting.

Bones and sinew,

brains in situ.

[unforth]

Real talk, like, is there any system for pairing unwanted uteruses (uteri???) with trans girls in need?

Cause I would kindly like to yeet this fucker to the moon. It could be like:

Free Uterus Available!

Age: 40 Condition: Used (two pregnancies) Description: This kind and caring uterus has seen it's current owner through many times, good and bad, and the owner is no longer prepared to put in the work to maintain this uterus like it deserves! Now, it's looking for a new forever home! ~u.w.u~

Like seriously. I will pay you to take this fucker away.