May 8, 2015
instead of going to see aou tomorrow with my friends i get to make hella complicated coffee orders for soccer moms letting their children scream and grab shit off the counter like can u not
#there was a group in today and i wanted to die#'can i get a mocha with a double shot of cap'#yep no problem#also our machine only does double shots so that's just a regular here#'why doesn't it do single shots?? look there's a button right there for it'#actually that's our hot water switch so please don't touch it you could scold yourself#'are you trying to smart mouth me??'#no it's just health and safety... do you want flat or whipped top?#'oh so you have options for that but not cap shots?? what kind of coffee shop is this?? i won't be telling the book club about this'#gO AWAY LADY NO ONE CARES OR WANTS MORE OF YOUR BITCHY SUBURB MOMS WITH SPOILT KIDS IN HERE#NOW TIP ME AND LEAVE SO I CAN WIPE YOUR NASTY KIDS BOOGERS FROM THE TABLE#coffee shop adventures