PLATONIC LIFE PARTNERS SILVIO/YERAD
shops for groceries: SILVIO, OBVIOUSLY, THIS HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED PREVIOUSLY. he must be there to keep yerad from spending too much time worrying about the feelings of vegetables
kills the spiders: no one. silvio would kill them indiscriminately but i think he did once and yerad cried. never make that mistake again
comes home drunk at 3am: NNNONNn
makes breakfast: yerad being a big ole mom and silvio is extremely glad though in the back of his mind he feels like, does anyone in this family think i should cook some day, is that like a thing i should do to show my thanks, i really hope not, i cant cook for shit. constnatly nervous about breakfast
remembers to feed the fish: silvio trusts yerad with this until somehow she gets too busy or has like new plants that she starts taking care of and FORGETS and the fish dIES and its A HUGE PROBLEM
decorates the apartment: yerad, it is her house. silvio just sits. one day looks over to find himself in a picture on the table
initiates duets: silvio cant sing. he refuses
falls asleep first: yerad silvio never sleeps NeVER