#yes i'm exaggerating

[lil-nest]

Chapter 96 on kmanga WHEN 😭😭😭

It's been a MILLION YEARS since it came out in japanese 😭😭😭

[fandomfluffandfuck]

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TOCME

you're never beating the golden tags allegations , don't talk about blond seb like that 😩🫦

related to this with my tags, "#3rd down right side...makes me think of disaster twink seb with an inner lip tattoo that fades over the years.... he forgets about it mostly #...until he's with chris and chris has his fingers (and dick) all up in his mouth and is like oh baby what is this-? running his thumb over #the inside of his lip #chris is so fucking turned on by how slutty seb really was in his 20s... there's something about it #sebastian stan"

I can say it easily. And good 😏 I'd never want to beat those allegations, hiding just a little filth in the tags is my favorite pass time. Also, how can you blame me? That's from 2007-ish when Seb was in Talk Radio, right? So, he's like 25. He's said before that that was his era of being out in New York at clubs and shit and, just, he inspires me.

There really is 🤌🏻something🤌🏻 about that twink

The only question is--when Chris' thick fingers probe into his hot, wet mouth, invading and conquering it, pressing down hard on his tongue, curling around his teeth and pulling his entire head forward just because he can, manhandling him much to Sebastian's eye-rolling, shiver-incuding thrill--what does that faded tattoo say? What is it of? Does it say please? Is it even more straightforward, reading slut? Whore? Is it something else entirely? 👀

[artobotsrollout]

Exodus Megatron: I need Starscream on my side because he has a network of loyal followers that is large enough to affect the tide of war.... "Starscream!!!! Give me all your power and your secrets!"

Starscream: "Lmao you're not my mom"

Exodus Megatron 2minutes later: I vote we choke Starscream in front of his fliers and kill a bunch of Starscream's loyal forces including all the specialists who understand Trypticon. Who needs numbers and specialists when you have Shockwave?

[ssilverstreak]

It's so hot here, I left some fresh peaches in my car for an hour and came back to find cobbler.

[just-yet]

good god I forgot how bad your body can hurt after one shift. I need to stretch out my right shoulder blade area especially. I do a lot of reaching at work and when I lay down my lungs collapse.

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

As much as I love autumn, I hate, absolutely despise all those Spotify ads for Oktoberfest playlists! Just shut the fuck up! Nobody sober likes Schlager! No one! Halt einfach die Klappe!! Aaahhhhhhh!

And before Oktoberfest, it's Ballermann. I really can't win. Why does living in Germany mean I always get ads for Schlager playlists? I'm gonna vomit😭

[derp-dragon]

My drawing pad stopped working. My life lost its meaning...

[cymillelambanane]

I AM LIVING THE ACTUAL NIGHTMARE