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local stabby pathetic meow meow predictably stabs her shitty husband and gets a boytoy
weaver pushed too far, leaves 7 dead, 36 injured
Put That Crucifix Back Or So Help Me non-local pathetic meow meow gets wrung like a towel by his seventh wife Getting Kidnapped? Just Say No! the blurriest paparazzi photo known to man of a famous fashion designer out for murder after food service employee gets bitched at
What Do You Mean, I Can't Have That? Ah yes. Me. My husband. His fifteen supernatural children. holy shit! holy shit! holy shit! maybe not so holy but *shit*! you did *what* to my son? fuck you.
the most beautiful and simultaneously the dumbest man you have ever met in your life tries to press an orange with a fork
if you are experiencing bouts of immortality you might be entitled to financial compensation!