Yu-Gi-Oh Story
I wish I was smart enough to get a screen shot, but whatever...
I was on YGO Pro and had gotten into a casual duel. Unfortunately, I had went in with a Neo-Spacian Deck vs this guy’s Blue-Eyes Ritual Deck. And after 10,000 years of set up, he busts out Blue-Eyes Chaos MAX Dragon.
Like, damn. This guy saw the Dark Side of Dimensions Movie. He wants my ass on a silver platter and is going full Kaibaman.
So he’s got me dead to rights, see? So I draw. I summon...Neo-Spacian Aqua Dolphin.
...Then I equip Moon Mirror Shield.
To those who don’t know: this card basically puts the equipped monster’s attack as 100+ the monster it battles. So I give it to Aqua Dolphin and just...smack his Blue-Eyes.
After Infinity Plus 1-ing his ass, he goes though his deck and is trying to summon something, but after realizing he can’t just beat me with his really big sticks, he quits. So, you know:
Dragon Born from the power of Chaos, the ultimate doom bringer to all who oppose it.
Spanked by a squishy alien and his shiny plate.
