I've now seen both your videos of you eating garlic and a lemon and all I can wonder is a) why are you like this, and b) which unholy entity is your father because I am 80% you are in fact some kind of vessel of chaos instead of a human mortal
My father is the normal one. Aside from being 6′ 4″ and the sort of person who, when faced with a daughter who just laid her finger open to the bone while sharpening a knife, accepts the phrase “Nah it’s fine dad I’ll drive myself to the doctor to get stitches, I’m fine, I’ve got pressure on it and I only need one hand to drive.” at face value with an “Ok. See you later.”
Well. And he viewed breaking his own arm as, mostly, an annoyance. The doctor was worrying about the pain he was in while she was setting it and he was just fretting that he had bread rising at home.
My MOTHER, on the other hand, and my dad’s grandmother and mother both, are all almost certainly partly fey and vessels of chaos.
As to ‘why am I like this’ the answer is when people say “no sane person would do that” I normally take that as a challenge.
