Steve: the ice pack in my lunch box froze my yogurt. call that frozen yogurt.
Billy:
Billy: is everything okay?

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Steve: the ice pack in my lunch box froze my yogurt. call that frozen yogurt.
Billy:
Billy: is everything okay?
Steve and his moles. Headcanons from a spotted bitch
Steve goes to the dermatologist to get his moles mapped every few years or so
But that boy is in there every three months bc ‘I think this one is new and it’s kinda weird and should I get it removed???????’
He’s had at least six removed bc they were oddly shaped and they made him anxious
When he’s bored he plays connect the dots on his arms and legs
When he was little he called them his ‘chocolate chips’
He has over 300 on his right arm alone
He has one on his thigh that’s shaped like a tiny heart and only Billy and his doctor have seen it
Billy sometimes gives it lil kisses
Once he and tommy got made fun of for their respective freckles and moles and they stole some makeup from their moms and tried to cover them up
It didn’t work
Steve has two next to his bellybutton that make it look like a little surprised face :o
For how many he has he only has two elevated ones that he’s SUPER self conscious about
One is on the back of his neck and it’s like 99% of the reason he keeps his hair long
Tiktok thirst trapper billy posting that one that’s like “six feet tall and super strong” bc he loves flexing and that song is big gay and his loving bf Steve duetting the tiktok and it’s just an unflattering shot of Steve eating chips in bed and above his head it reads *5’10”
Steve saw singin’ in the rain when he was six and BEGGED his parents for tap lessons because of Gene Kelly and Debby Reynolds and Donald O’Connor and he did it up until his junior year of high school.
He gets back into it after everything settles back down again bc it’s a great way to keep active and it makes him so happy and Billy and Robin have been encouraging him for months.
He’s not as rusty as he thought he’d be and when he finally hits the entire Moses Supposes dance it’s the best day of his life
Billy’s mom used to catch praying mantises in the garden and release them in the house during the summer to eat any bugs that came inside and of course it’s something Neil would never allow Billy to continue, so when he and Steve move in together after finally leaving Hawkins in the rear view, Billy releases like, twelve praying mantises into their tiny apartment.
And at first it’s lovely. It reminds him of his childhood, seeing the bugs creeping along the top of the kitchen cabinets, or spying one making its way into the bedroom.
But thenthey start reproducing like nobody’s fucking business and all of a sudden he and Steve have a literal infestation of fucking praying mantises they can’t get rid of.
Who says I love you first? How does the other react?
Steve says it first.
He's a lot more open with those words than Billy is.
After Nancy, it took him a while into his relationship with Billy to get up the nerve to say it, but after months, he finally did.
Billy cried.
He never hears those words. And Steve said it and he knows that Steve means it.
He can't say it back right away, but he's a lot better at showing how he feels through his actions, anyway.
When he does finally say it, neither of them are expecting it. It's 7:14 in the morning and it slips out, but it's right and it's true and they both cry a little bit.
Billy celebrates no nut November by edging Steve until he’s desperate every night and then fucking him while still not letting him cum.
Steve will be fucked out and totally used, covered in Billy’s cum, sweat, and lube, but still be rock hard and begging for release.
Billy will just smirk at him and go “no nut November, remember, Pretty Boy?” And Steve will be about two seconds away from screaming right in his face.
Incoherent thought of the day:
Billy prefers to keep his hair long, permed, and bleached because he actually looks a fuck of a lot like his dad and he would much rather spend some money and breathe in some chemicals to look something like his mom.