Apr 29, 2017
doctor: you have 5 minutes to live
me:
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doctor: you have 5 minutes to live
me:
also 🍳
🍳: This is an egg in a frying pan!
i had eggs at breakfast which was a bad choice hnstly
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🐭
🐭: Please be kinder to yourself.
okay but u kno i wont
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