Aug 27, 2022
coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fi-
…hey sorry yeah it’s just we call them “habitats” now
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coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fi-
…hey sorry yeah it’s just we call them “habitats” now
You Know You're A Zookeeper When..
You are standing at the counter in Burger King and your friends ask you what you are doing.. You reply with "I'm waiting for them to prepare my diet."
Overheard on Pony Back
Rider: Do you want to know what kind of pet I want after my dog dies cuz he's old? Me: What pet do you want? Rider: A hammerhead shark!