to the day where a cutlery joke backfires so much is....quite something.
you’re just not. cut out for it

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to the day where a cutlery joke backfires so much is....quite something.
you’re just not. cut out for it
I want an official permission to be this random bitch that would drop a "happy birthday" in your inbox on some random day i feel particularly unhappy about my dash scroll
hmm, how about... no. no because i know you’re more creative than that ^^
I went to sleep during our punnning post. And now it's lost in notifications.
lame.
1. what should be your tag, Fish Fingers? 2. Yo-yo..tan? ʘ‿ʘ
1. i am already planning my revenge. 2. yes, this is how i picture you in my head. a silly widdle yo-yo.
accept my meme, shape-of-water-chan!
NOT THE SHAPE OF WATER 🥲
ahh yes ty! this is exactly what i look like irl 😚⭐️
No I was too lazy to remove her hand in PS – ah yes, mackerel and sweetfish separated by nothing but glass. all in front of tumblr dot com
are you keeping your spawn day a secret? uwu?
i don’t like being reminded of it, so yes. as few birthday wishes as possible for this fish!