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It's the end of the first day of Jingle Jam 2020.
Simon and Lewis look at eachother comfortably, pleased with another year of Jingle Cats.
Lewis turns to Simon and says "You know we actually have one last video, it's a bit special"
"Special?" Simon says.
"Well, 2020 was a bad year for a lot of people, so we thought we'd try to redeem it."
Simon looks around suspisciously as Lewis loads the video.
At first, it seems like a classic Jingle Cats video, one of the OG ones. Simon is still perplexed but Lewis has the biggest, satisfied smile you've ever seen.
As the video continues it's consumed by static. Simon freaks out, but his jaw hits the floor when he sees a familiar face.
"Heroes!" Knigh_Peculiar proclaims through the screen. "Where have you gone? I'm lost in the dark. I need you! Daisy needs you. MINECRAFTIA needs you!"
The video goes to black and slowly fades in a single title card saying "Shadow of Israphel: The Return. A special Jingle Jam event streaming 12/13"
Slay that snake, grandma!
Lewis: Do you like- how do you feel about like supernatural bollucks?
Simon: *laughs* I think I know how you feel about it.
Lewis: *laughs* like satanic rites snd stuff
Simon: oh yeah they’re cool
Lewis: or like, just, just- symbols on the ground or summoning satans or stuff or demons
Simon: yeah..?
Lewis: how do you feel about that stuff?
Simon: how do I feel about summoning demons? *laughing* well I think everything in moderation, Lewis. S’long as you don’t do it everyday
Lewis: right,
Simon: like a few times a week is fine, yknow if you had a long day at work, you get home, you need to relax- you summon a demon- you know that’s good.
hello spooked lalnable would be HILARIOUS
I accidentally made it look too serious
Me when I try to talk in English
Lewis: I’m gonna have to sign up [for OkCupid] and see how compatible we are. Simon: Oh my god! That’s a terrible, terrible idea. I put so much personal informa... I need to check my profile- Lewis: Wouldn’t it be like, uber creepy, if we were like...a 95% match, or something Simon: We’re not- no. Lewis: It’s like, “This is your soulmate.” Simon: It’s not gonna happen! It’s not gonna happen, just accept it!
. . .
Lewis: “This one was a particularly high match, so we put it down, anyway. It’s a man-“ and it’s like, ME. Simon: (Laughing) Lewis: Can you imagine? Simon: 99.999 percent! And they’re like, “This is a record! We’ve never had such a high score! We think it’s worth you two just turning gay.” Lewis: "Our computer algorithms have determined-" Simon: “The server blew up when it calculated it!”
Peculiar Portions "animated" - Pig Cuddlin'