Sandbar: Swift Foot, I know you’re angry right now, and you have every right to be, but I don’t think I can let you do this.
Swift Foot: Let me? Let me? Do you have any idea who it is that you’re speaking to?! I am Swift Foot the Stealthy! Youngest daughter of King Diomedes, Crown-Princess of the Great Thracian Empire! And though I stand here now, many miles removed from my homeland, make no mistake! I am equally as powerful here as I am there! My ruthlessness is unmatched by that of even the fiercest dragon! My mastery of espionage is so thorough it would make a Changeling weep with envy! And my magic is on par with that of even the most learned unicorn! There are few who can oppose me, and even fewer who dare to try. So let me be perfectly clear, my coastal colored friend. I will do exactly what I want to do whenever it is that I want to do it. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.
Sandbar: … Okay, fine then. I’m telling Yona. (walks away)
Swift Foot: WAIT WHAT NO- HOLD ON, YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THAT!! I WAS JUST- HOLD ON SANDBAR, WAIT UP, I WAS JUST JOKING, SEE?!? HAHA VERY FUNNY, CLASSIC SWIFT FOOT, AM I RIGHT!? OH, CMON, PLEASE DONT TELL HER!! I’LL BE GOOD, I PROMISE!! I-I’LL GIVE YOU FIVE EXTRA MINUTES OF SCHEDULED KISSING TIME IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL!! SANDBAR WAAAAAAIIIT!!!









