Selina: Things my stepkids have texted me, part two.
Selina: "Did Bruce have kids?"
Selina: "Chicken broth, that's not the sweat of the chicken, right?"
Selina: "Am I a notary?"
Selina: "I hit a robin. Not the person, the bird."
Selina: "What do I put for make of car? Metal?"
Selina: "Just found out the band Haulin' Oats is actually Hall & Oates."
Selina: "Do I put the bear spray on before I start hiking or just if I see a bear?"
Selina: "The cat threw up. I covered it with a napkin for you."
Selina: "When Bruce wakes up, can you tell him a tree fell on our house?"
Selina: "So when you do a hit and run... how does that work?"
Selina: "Please don't come to graduation. There won't be any other parents there."
Selina: "How does eating cold turkey help you quit smoking?"
Selina: "I don't care if the Chinese steal my data. We have unlimited."
Selina: "I'm being abducted into the Teen Titans!"

















