#yonderland elders

[ruebarbe]

Ho tan my beloved

Ignore the quality of my nails.

[penguin-with-its-arse-on-fire]

The Council of EVIL Idiots

The goth Elders have arrived (or evil overlords... Same difference). Watch your asses and your eyeliner. They will likely attempt to steal both.

This is for you, anonymous nerd. Thank you for enabling my obsession... Bastard.

AND SINCE I DID THIS FOR THE ELDERS, Here's a list of their diabolical doppelgangers' gayness in order of gay:

First place goes to whatever this was.

1. Dissectus - Homophobia is wrong... Unless it's this homo. Then you should be very afraid. I shouldn't make a joke about him slaying, BUT HOT SAUSAGE.

2. Negatus - Agender, but frankly too lazy to do anything about it besides put on too much lipstick. Will be rejected by any and all genders (loser pan).

3. Giles - Ruthless, but disaster bi. All I'm saying is that there was conflict in the man's face when Dissectus did 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 . Consider him scared and hor-

4. Voltari - Aggressively flirts with anyone, but if you so much as wink in his direction, he will introduce your intestines to a serrated blade (aroace).

5. Mike Emical-Romants - Exhausted emo trans man. Actually pretty chill, all things considered. Probably gay, but all the men here are scary as shit.

6. The Demons - Rita: usually lesbian but Negatus is fruity enough, Neil: token straight (unlikely), and no one knows what Jeff is besides a moron.

[c00kietin]

I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH GHRRGAGGHHHH

do not repost please! Thank you <3

[everythingiscatchingonfire]

another meme dump

[overyonder]

The elders play Mario kart! Not because anyone asked, but because I wanted them to.

Elder ho tan: chooses Rosalina, mainly because she admires her hair. I mean as it goes she's pretty rubbish, but she's having fun and she's got the right approach at least. Still trying to figure out how to get that volume though...

Flowers: gets roped into it, but hates all of the shouting that occurs during the game. Probably picks the animal crossing villager or something shit and is actually a bit decent.

Pressley: promptly eats the controller while nobody is looking. Banned from the game by debbie.

Vex: picks pink gold peach or something cunty like that. Surprisingly good and lands himself in 1st occasionally! Is probably annoying about it afterwards.

Choop: it doesn't matter who he picked, because he still hasn't clocked that "12th place" actually means losing instead of winning. Nobody else tells him, it's too funny.

[phicicle]

Spot the difference

[goldenchainsaw1974]

Are you a pep pep pep autistic or a pom pom autistic?

[lostmermaidshell]

𖥔 YONDERLAND! 𖥔

the elders!!!! how marvellous!!!

they just saw one of yonderland's daily horrors

wich is your favourite?