#yondu ask

[yondunefuckedup]

You can absolutely spoil me on the condition I get to spoil my favorite ravager right back. How's dinner and a movie sound? 💙

Tha’ sounds like as good a deal ‘s I’s could get, eheh. Y’er in th’mood f’er anythin’ in particular?

[yondunefuckedup]

Yondu, may I hug you and kiss your cheek? I've had a rough few days and you always seem to make it better. (Past two days have been a hot mess, thank you for this blog bc it cheers me up almost instantly. Bless you, mod)

Y’er can do more ‘n that, darlin. C’mere ‘nd lemme spoil y’er, ey? 

[ I’m sorry to hear that!! My dms are always open if you need to vent or anything. If not, I’m super glad this blog can help you out. Feel free to send Yondu as many messages as you need! ] 

[yondunefuckedup]

Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

Y’er very sweet, darlin. I’s appreciates the sentiment, eheh. 

[yondunefuckedup]

What happened to your teeth, dude? -Polite Maggie

Wha’ happened t’y’er manners? Y’got some kinda death wish, huh? Insultin a Ravager rights to ‘is face? 

[ @agirlnamedmaggiemae ]

[yondunefuckedup]

Sounds like you know plenty about women's cycles to me.

Once y’er’ve been courtin women for as long as I’s has, y’er learn a thing or two.

[yondunefuckedup]

Hey Yondu, I just applied for my first job, so can I get some good-luck vibes?

Since when ‘ave y’er gotta apply f’er a job? Out ‘ere alls I gots t’do is say m’name ‘nd I’s hired. Y’er’ve got this, darlin’. If they make th’mistake a not hiring you, I’ll give ‘em a visit, eheh. No’ tha’ they’d be tha’ stupid. 

[yondunefuckedup]

"Do you flirt with everyone who comes into your askbox?"

“Yeah, unless they’s seems like they don’ts wants it.”

[yondunefuckedup]

I had a rough night with not much sleep, can we cuddle up a bit for a nap?

Tha’ we sure fuckin’ can, darlin. Come on ‘nd give me some sugar ‘fore we sleep, eheh.