Sep 20, 2018
He’s just staring up at the side of his house, a little row of staples all along it in a wavy line.
Oh Well, he’ll hire someone else to deal with it.
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He’s just staring up at the side of his house, a little row of staples all along it in a wavy line.
Oh Well, he’ll hire someone else to deal with it.
Don't mind Gloo, it's just going to nuzzle against Lacey and chirp. Big dragon boi.
Awwwww.... Lacey enjoyed the chirping and gave her baby a big, lovely hug. It may be big now, but it’ll always be her little Poipole in her heart.
"Ge~eelly loves you, Xurkitre~eee!"
“ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Here comes the Gellycopter! ”
Xurkitree’s metal hands fly down, seizing Gelly and lifting them up into the air, tossing them up and down over and over as he bounces from place to place. Gelly can float, and Xurkitree’s limbs are 12 feet long -- there’s no risk of dropping them.
“ Guess who loves you too, babe! Me! ”
"Oooo, Xurkitree? Do you think Gelly will ever get a boyfriend like you?"
Oh god.
“ Uh... sure, kiddo! Sure! I mean -- ‘f you want one. And when you’re older. ”
This is weird. This is TOO weird. Where’s Plumeria when he needs her?
".. What do you see in them? Why do you care so much about them?" The usual venom in her voice was gone, replaced with something more.. searching. Tiramisu has been pretty silent for months now since her attempts to take over Alola. Since that incident she's been silent and reclusive. Now the world is just confusing to her. "I don't understand. I'm having a hard time understanding."
“ Oh my fucking gods, are you writing a fucking book, you golden bitch? ”
What a... pleasant response, from the Erlking, who spouts his profanity-laden derision right in front of the small Teddiursa he holds in his arms. The small thing looks up at him with its eyes that are honest-to-god WAY too cute to be legal. Xurkitree hisses with rage again, making it giggle and clap its little paws together, grabbing onto one of his prongs.
‘ Fuck! Fuck fucking golden bitch! Goldeen bitch! ’
He holds the cub away from himself. He has never been prouder of one of the orphans.
“ Seriously, I ain’t know how to explain to you that you should care about other people. You see this? ” Xurkitree holds the Teddiursa up to Tiramisu to examine, before pulling it back and letting the little thing gnaw on his plume.
“ The fact that you ain’t see why I gotta keep that safe means you dumber than a fucking Kartana in heat. And they made outta fucking paper. ”
Suddenly, the tree had been nearly launched off of Rich by Bronwyn.
"... Really?"
“...I should get more puffs”
He does not like the look of that...