#yoonminist

[church-of-yoonmin]

Jimin: meet my ex boyfriend Yoongi

Jungkook: hi

Yoongi: oh my fuck- just say I’m your husband!

- Priestess Elsa

[church-of-yoonmin]

Jimin: TAE LOOK HE'S ABOUT TO DO IT AGAIN

Taehyung: OOO

Yoongi: [Blinks]

Jimin: [Faints]

-Mother Emerald

[church-of-yoonmin]

Jimin: Ah, I'm so thirsty. I wish I could have a tall glass of water right now

Hoseok: I can't get you a tall glass but I can get you a short glass!

Hoseok: [Runs off]

Hoseok: [comes back] Here! [Holds yoongi out to him]

Yoongi: uhm

-Mother Emerald

[church-of-yoonmin]

Yoooooooo imagine if Yoongi worked in the studio all night and Jimin wanted him to get some rest and Yoongi really likes when Jimin sings so:

Yoongi: [working in his studio]

Jimin: [enters] Hyung, why are you still working? You should've head home by now

Yoongi: There's too much to do

Jimin: You should take a break, take a nap or something

Yoongi:

Yoongi: Fine [Turns his chair to Jimin and pats his lap]

Jimin: [Sits down]

Yoongi: [closes his eyes and leans back] Can you sing for me? Hearing your voice makes me sleep better.

-Mother Emerald

[church-of-yoonmin]

JUST MAKING IT CLEAR TO WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS:

NAMJOON SAID NOTHING WRONG.

-Priestest Elsa

[church-of-yoonmin]

Yoongi:I like girls

Jimin: *breathes*

Yoongi:Ding dong, I was wrong

-Ayatollah Mercy

[church-of-yoonmin]

Yoongi: I like females... I always have and I always will

Jimin: *hands him a snickers* Here, eat this, you're not you when you're hungry

Yoongi: *eats the candy* wow Jimin you're right, I'm as gay for you as ever

-Ayatollah Mercy

[church-of-yoonmin]

Jimin: *has a pillow behind him as he's trying to go to bed as Yoongi works*

Yoongi: *looks over at Jiminie* babe if you need me to fall asleep ask for me, don't use a pillow substitute, it makes me jealous *he removes the pillow, cuddling Jimin's back, spooning him*

Jimin: *blushes* you were busy

Yoongi: I'm never too busy for you... But don't tell anyone I said that

-Ayatollah Mercy