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rebekah and i have really confusing conversations??? like rn if you read our texts it looks like we're planning to steal the delorean and go date young michael j fox but we're actually just planning to watch a movie. idk it's hard to explain
bloody freakin stars, allison! you villain! you paralyzed tom!
im sending u more i couldnt resist. same pairing duh; "please stay" and "where the fuck did that clown come from?" ~tony
She’s drunk. He can’t believe it (normally because it’s usually him who’s drunk, but never mind that). She stumbled into his apartment at 2 in the morning smelling like cheap booze with a stupid grin on her face. He was awake, naturally, finishing a cigarette and his fourth mug of coffee, immersed in his work. When he stood up to catch her from tripping over the door frame, she immediately tried to pull him into a sloppy kiss.
He declined, because even though he’d love nothing more than to kiss the hell out of her, a) she was drunk out of her mind, and kissing her would make him the World’s Worst Person (probably) and b) if, by chance, she remembered when she sobered up, he’d be a dead man. Because he’s pretty sure she’s not into him.
Pretty sure.
"Alistair," she slurs, throwing her arms around him. "Alistaaaair. I love you, you know, I do."
"That’s nice, darling," he says, attempting to humour her as he carefully helps her to the bedroom. It’s not the first time he’s given up his bed and taken the couch to let her stay over. He doesn’t mind. As long as she’s safe here.
"Daaaarling," she muses, giggling. "Am I your darling?"
He rolls his eyes. “Yes. Absolutely.”
"Good." Normally, teasing her with "darling" earned him a punch, but not now, apparently. She must have had a lot.
"Where’ve you been?"
She laughs and waves a hand. “A speakeasy. Had a lot of stuff there.” He can smell the alcohol on her breath.
"Jesus, Janna, why?"
"I jus’…I needed to."
He sighs and guides her to the bed. “You could’ve asked me. I have tons of stuff, you could have gotten drunk her and be fifty times safer. Now, you need to get some sleep, got it? It’s late.”
She flops down on the bed without hesitation, mumbling a muffled curse about seeing her parents, which explains why she’s so drunk. But she listens to him, curling up like a cat.
"Night, Janna."
"Stay." It’s not a question. She looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide and pleading. "Please stay."
"You want me to stay? With you?"
She nods, resolute. He sits beside her and she leans on him, closing her eyes.
"I need you," she whispers.
He raises an eyebrow. This isn’t the sort of thing she would say if she was sober. But one look at her freckled face tells him she means it. He puts an arm around her and draws her close. She’ll probably punch him tomorrow. But as far as he’s concerned, that’s alright with him.
When she wakes up in the morning, hungover and confused, she realizes that she’s curled up against him, limbs hopelessly entangled across the mattress. She smiles faintly- he fell asleep with his glasses on. She doesn’t remember much of the night before, only that she went to a bar to get stupidly drunk and it was probably an awful decision.
Although she admits, she doesn’t mind it here. So she curls tighter around him.
i'll do the other ones tomorrow when i don't feel so lazy promise
33-41 for those question monsieur
ah oui merci madame
33. Name five facts about yourself.
i love hate am charles xavier
i want to cosplay pietro maximoff so bad
that last fact is gonna come true because I AM OFFICIALLY AN EMPLOYED PERSON AND I WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD THINGS
i wanna grow out my hair
i just wrote a kickass essay about how duke orsino from twelfth night is a huge dingus it was a lot of fun
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
nah, i mean, i think i remember having a couple asthma attacks when i was little cause i went to the hospital a whole bunch of times but i don’t think that was near-death. sitting with a ventolin mask on the whole night is super tedious though i could have died from boredom
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
these are 2 different things right? like does predestiny p much just mean fate i’ve never heard that word beforei believe in both in a way. like i believe in karma in the sense that i think the universe has a way of balancing things out and i sort of believe in fate/destiny but i don’t believe anything in life is completely inevitable, like, i believe people are in control of their own fates and that *charles xavier voice* the future isn’t truly set
36. Brown or white eggs?
is there a difference is this something i should be worrying about
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
i don’t think i do but i most of my clothes are hand-me-downs or from thrift stores so you never know
38. Ever been on a train?
DOES THE GO TRAIN COUNT I FRICKIN LOVE THE GO TRAIN but i’ve only been on it once
39. Ever been in love?
[frowns loudly]
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
yeah i would just bring movies and friends we’d be fine. like i believe in ghosts but idk if i believe in ghosts that literally spend all their time murdering people cause what’s even the point of that if i was a ghost i would chat with people and do random acts of kindness it’s like you think killing people will make you a less lonely ghost but it doesn’t it just makes people dead
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
idk if i’d trade places with like, a real person i probably wouldn't, cause i like being me, but if i could trade places with a fictional character i’d totally be pietro maximoff i want to be able to go that fast it’s my dream
janna and the guy who trips around her
wowie what nerds
who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching: alistair and it's full of the lamest science documentaries ever janna is like "wtf is this why dont you watch normal movies" "theyre informative" "youre a nerd"
who snores: alistair duh
who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off: janna probably some awful 80s pop song he calls her at literally the worst times because he knows she answers, says "fuck you", and hangs up
who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance: they both want to and argue over it so they end up squished together on the top bunk neither of them will compromise but its an opportunity for cuddles so
who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other: alistair lmaoooo but joke's on him janna is totally a morning person
who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal: janna dont let her near a kitchen just dont do n o t
hey meme lover u know that ship thing well clintasha go
who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching: natasha, with every single cheesy spy movie you could imagine. she likes to watch them and pikc out the flaws. sometimes she snorts and says "amateurs."
who snores: clint d Uh
who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off: clint probably has some really cheesy ringtone and natasha knows and calls him on the job just to embarrass him
who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance: clint is an actual bird
who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other: tasha probably clint is a slob and sleeps in forever, she serenades him with aggressive russian folk songs at balls am
who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal: surprisingly clint is actually a pretty good cook, natasha sets every thing on fire whenever she does anything relatively near the kitchen
tumblr user yoquinto confirmed for huge nerd CONFIRMED CONFIRMED
"okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens" (prompt via yoquinto).
