Yoro Writes: Shitty Situation
wow. that’s probably the worst pun i’ve made in my whole life.
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Ryan felt a hot liquid sensation trickle down his face, gloppy bits of human fecal matter falling to the floor as the boy’s face scrunched into a atrocious frown.
“You- you actually shat on me?!” Ryan exclaimed, his soft red hair turning brown from the excrement, dark brown eyes shutting almost immediately to avoid the waste entering his eyes.
“You said to!” Explained Ryan’s best friend Terrance, the less mature of the two. Terrance had pitch black hair (most of it buzzed off to form the perfect flat top) and beautiful green eyes, a light tone of skin color and a slim body. He had little muscle but was very strong compared to most students at the age of 16, but at the same time wasn’t very skilled when it came to physical ability... or common sense.
“I... didn’t mean actually! God, you’re such an idi- auughh!” Terrance stood atop a chair and continued spewing dung all over Ryan, some of it soared into the teenager’s mouth, causing his scream. Suddenly, Ryan stood up and whacked Terrance in the face, spitting out the waste and wiping it off his face. Terrance fell off the chair, screaming as Ryan’s fist smacked his face. Immediately, Terrance rose back up and pulled his pants back to his waist, returning Ryan’s punch to the other male. After Ryan was hit with the punch, he immediately gripped Terrance’s wrists, before slamming him against a wall and pinning him there. Terrance smiled, innocence filling his gleaming eyes.
“Go home. I think we’ve had enough friendship for today.” Ryan told Terrance before releasing his wrists and Terrance skipped to his bicycle, cycling all the way home. Still as innocent as ever, he hadn’t realized what he had done. Terrance was a bit too childish for that, now.
After that, Ryan smelled like his best friend’s fecal matter for about two weeks. People were disgusted at the smell of him, and no matter how long he showered, he couldn’t wash off the smell for 14 days. The lesson learned here? Don’t shit on your friends.