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this has been done before.

#look me in the eyes and tell me this didn't happen at some point #you can't.#I think I'm funny #the best part about this is that it would work #I imagine it would also lead to some uncomfortable realizations...#lol #i missed my physical therapy appointment for this #nurt #kakaobi #kakashi #naruto #obikaka #kkob #obkk #hatake kakashi #kakashi x obito #tobito #uchiha obito #chearts

Everyone knows you keep your berrys at the exact center of gravity in your binary orbital system. It's the berrycenter.

#I challenge you to make a more simultaneously stupid and smart joke.#You can't.#berry

Just thinking about how beautiful will would look w makeup on

#try to tell me his lashes aren't BEGGING for mascara and his cheekbones wouldn't be gorgeous w some blush and highlighter #you can't.#same goes for mack.#get some lipgloss mascara and eyeliner on him right now #will smith hockey #macklin celebrini #gwen's thoughts

you must NEVER try homemade and/or small-business-local-cafe baklava. if you do, then afterwards you will be eternally ruined on every single easy-to-attain iteration of it at your disposal. none of them will ever live up to even half the hype as the absurdly hard-to-get one.

#going back to some trader joe's pastry nonsense after having had my grandmother's friend's daughter's homemade baklava #is like trying to walk back into plato's allegorical cave and trying to forget that the shadows are just silhouettes of something better.#you can't.#you will be forever haunted by the potential. you've been enlightened and the darkness will never feel quite as habitable again.#you were once so comfortable there. when it was all you'd ever known it was far easier to enjoy #but now??? now you know just how dim it truly was and you'll never fully readjust back to the darkness ever again.#You Know Now.

dinah (babs' homoerotic situationship/best friend) and cass (her adoptive little-sister/daughter) forming a team to protect her from time-traveling assassins

how is this a real comic and not a fanfic plot

#i mean i'm here for it #it just does feel like the plot of a 15k dinahbabs whump oneshot #there would be like a 3 or 4k smutty HEA follow-up #you know exactly what i mean. tell me i'm wrong #you can't.