#you know know

[thegoodmorningman]

You never know.

[sukiswaterhouse]

chris evans or robert pattinson

i’ve been thinking for like an hour over this and it’s gone back and fourth

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chris evans

put two celebrities in my ask and based only on physical appearance, i’ll tell you who i prefer !!

[lipslungsandtongues]

Red Bull induced nightmares are wild. 

I dreamt that chicken everywhere were sick of being eaten and they started trying to fight off humans

but foghorn leghorn (being closer to human than chicken) didn’t care much about that shit and was  just trying desperately not to be eaten himself (didn’t care much what happened to his chicken comrades) so he started campaigning to show people how much easier it was to eat the other chicken around him. 

Showing human how to farm and cull them, and he worked real hard to endear himself to the chicken hungry humans so they wouldn’t eat him and it seemed to work they acted like they saw him as more than food 

but then one day the chicken supply was running low farms coops were emptying out and foghorn was one of the final survivors

 It was like the whole sky got grayer, everyone got real quiet and shifty with him, he feels real unsafe in the streets everyone just watched him. 

his hearts on a hundred he decided he’s gotta get the fuck outta dodge 

He tries to get home, start haul assing down the street but he stumbles, just a little and that all it takes.

People come out of no where and tear him to pieces, taking bits home like trophies 

And it’s too late to even complain cause when the chips are down he was just feathery food to those people, even if he walked and talked and sold out his own kind he was still at the bottom of their food chain, and they showed it without a second thought.

[denaebenites2]

In case you wanted to know how my dog scratched me well here it is in the flesh literally