Dec 24, 2022
Pip: Do you know the situation like... you cooked something... and then you're put it in tupperware and you DON'T get it into the freezer because... 'I'm gonna eat that tomorrow. Safe-'
TJ, nodding: And then you open the tupperware after three weeks and you think... 'Oh right! Uhm... hello Josh... is it murder when I throw you out in the bin? Because... you look like you've developed your own consciousness...'
Pip, laughing: You should greet josh! And only get him to pay rent of around 100£... because he's so small!
Alucard:
Alucard: Humans are dis-gus-TING!
#Nobody can tell me that this hasn't happened someshere in their life#you open something#and this thing moves and looks at you like#mom?#dad?#parental figure?#creator?#Can you help me out of this thing?#I wanna live#but it's considered murder... right?#That thing has a humanoid cosnciousness#shitpost#pineapple#hellsing ultimate#hellsing#alucard#oc: tj#pip bernadotte