During a recent power outage, I watched Epic on my iPod and started liveblogging it to youknowitsleafman...
leafman-tess: 7 min in. awkward family meeting. Ozzie's the most realistic dog in an animated movie.
youknowitsleafman: Lolz, yep.
leafman-tess: I want to know what that turtle was named.
youknowitsleafman: Nightlight.
leafman-tess: Awwwwwww. Tara scene incoming...
youknowitsleafman: Tara is the best. Hands down.
leafman-tess: Oh no. Baby Ronin who was sillier and happier as a kid.
youknowitsleafman: I feel like the growing up of all the characters mean they get sadder.
leafman-tess: "The Boggans have never been this agressive." Hm. Never took note of that line before...
youknowitsleafman: It was time for Tara to pass on the torch. Time to act in their favor.
leafman-tess: Dagda actually looks not wholly comfortable with the plan at first. But gotta make the old man proud. Heeeeey, Nod and Ronin! JUXTAPOSITION~!
youknowitsleafman: Eyyyyyyyyyyy parallels!
leafman-tess: Oooh Queensguard uniforms. seriously. What is Ronin's sowrd attached to on his jinabori? Is there a slit for his belt loops to hand through? TELL ME BLUE SKY.
youknowitsleafman: What is it? We just don't know.
leafman-tess: Amaaaaaanda Seyfried. How do you do voice acting so well? So good when given good writing.
leafman-tess: Tara wants a parade, she gets a parade.
youknowitsleafman: Yisssssss. A wonder and a marvel.
leafman-tess: It's amazing how out of all of these actors, the dude playing the snail is the only one in the MCU.
youknowitsleafman: I'll give that bitch a parade. Bitches love parades.
leafman-tess: Hahahhaahahahah.
youknowitsleafman: Ahhahahahaha. Truuuuuue
youknowitsleafman: Heehehehehehe.
leafman-tess: I mean we also have dude who played a FINE ASS VAMPIRE, Karen from Mean Girls, the Bond villain/Nazi who's actually a giant softie, Peeta Mellark, Yu Gi Oh, an old rockstar, dude who adds two words to a song and calls it his, a rising star comedian, and THE ACTUAL QUEEN.
leafman-tess: Holy shit Boggans are big mofos.
youknowitsleafman: Best or worst crossover ever?
leafman-tess: Tara, Queen of Cardio.
youknowitsleafman: I'm too hot! (hot damn)
leafman-tess: One hummingbird going down in a spiral like a helicopter. "WE'RE HIT MAYDAY MAYDAY!"
youknowitsleafman: "MOONHAVEN WE HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS"
leafman-tess: Ronin's early flights consisted of a lot of lopsided spinning in place.
youknowitsleafman: Tara teased the poor bird to see how dizzy Ronin would get.
leafman-tess: Tara always wins at marco polo. she cheats.
youknowitsleafman: Well, when the plants themselves talk to you...
leafman-tess: Tara says "high heels? Hell no. Do you know how long I'm on my feet every day?!" tara totally snuck out for morning runs.
leafman-tess: Tara's high five game is strong.
youknowitsleafman: Ronin would follow her just to be safe and then make outs.
leafman-tess: "Today's weather? EXTREME MOTHERNATURE MOOD SWINGS."
youknowitsleafman: MK's like "goddamnit if I have to take my Midol..."
leafman-tess: Ronin watching MK shrink and just groaning internally because Tara did mention something about giving him a kid.
youknowitsleafman: "Nooooooooooooo"
leafman-tess: "Larpers? You guys are totally larpers, right?"
youknowitsleafman: "Did I stumble into Labyrinth and not know it? Where's David Bowie?"
leafman-tess: "Nah, Finn, I'm gonna do the mission alone because f*ck the motto."