#youngfuryfire

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Starters based on things the Z Team said while watching The Purge

Triggers such as death, blood, violence etc. apply bc it’s the fucking purge

RIP bitch!

You know, when there’s mass murder going on, I like to thing of soothing piano music.

‘Produced by Michael Bay’ So we’ll have like 10 000 explosions?

IT’S A TEAM WIN ______! GET IT RIGHT!

Wow, this sounds really morbid, but I don’t know what else to expect.

2022, 2 2 2, 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2.

Can you make that casserole you made last year honey? With the touch of death in the air? I love that one.

You should be excited, we love death!

You gotta wear plaid as well for that hetero touch.

Yay, machete sharpening!

MURDER!

I made a pie, it may or may not contain blood.

I’m hacking into the nudes.

There’s two bottles of ketchup because they had some left after using it for blood so they just went ‘oh just put it in the fridge no one will noticed’.

I mean, I’d be drinking if there was a possibility I’m gonna die today.

Not on death night(tm).

Is that bootleg Benedict Cucumber?

They got that Donald Trump money.

Oh, throw back to AOL Instant Messanger.

It’s like Black Friday, but you can punch people in the face.

With the purge, I can finally perform tax fraud!

What type of aesthetic is a bunch of dominos in a bowl?

Oh god, that turns me on so much during the pending doom of my life.

THEY USED THE SAME STOCK FOOTAGE!

But its 2022 maybe bangs are back in style?

Life hacks: Murder the dad so you can date the hot girl that isn’t even that hot.

Yes, that was a boner on his left hip when you were getting all touchy-feely with him and NOT a gun.

They’re rich, they’re stupid!

Living in the ghetto is not swaggy, let me tell you.

Bang bang MOTHERFUCKER!

This movie really loses weight once you realise there are more laws that can be broken than just murder.

*Hacker voice* Please mum, make me Doritos.

This movie acts like 75% of the population is like ‘I gotta get my murder fix for this year or I’m gonna lose my mind’.

You can go murder, I’m gonna go steal a flat screen TV.

Kill her! Just fucking do it, I don’t give a shit!

A real compelling argument he’s got here: die outside or die inside.

YOU CAN J-WALK DURING THE PURGE!

I CAN LOITER!

I CAN EGG THE NEIGHBOUR’S HOUSE!

I can watch R18+ movies during the purge hell yes!

______, will you stop existing, please?

These teens are gonna rip the doors off with a truck and come in and murder everyone and your concern is that you gave the child a gun.

This is Donald Trump, Origin Story.

Don’t bring knives to gun fights unless you’re a ninja or a jedi.

You know what, I bet Oxiclean sales go through the roof after the purge.

Thanks for the murder, kissu.

Don’t worry, the slutty catholic girl(tm) will save us.

Is there purge insurance?

They have more money than us, better kill them instead of just STEALING THE MONEY!

*with fake crying* I didn’t get to commit murder and now my nose is broken!

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          “ OK, tell me why they would have a bat-rocket with a bat-ignition?! ”

@youngfuryfire | we watched Batman; Return of the Caped Crusaders

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@youngfuryfire continue from here!

       He was holding onto his stomach when she spoke, “How am I suppose to have known that actually worked on me..? I didn’t think being half human would have much affect considering I was used to eating kind of expire food when I was younger.” Given the way he was raised...

        “Grab me some medicine will you please..? I think I left something for digestive system somewhere in the bathroom.”

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Why did I make this?

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          ➤ ✪ ┋┋”Unique? What’s that s’posed t’ mean?”

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@youngfuryfire

“--T’is ‘ood s’ good!” came your reply from in between your constant stuffing of your face. “y’ made t’is yerself?”

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@youngfuryfire  ll Liked for a starter!

             “Hold on a second Sakura!” he sprout out, gazing at her with an equal confusion as she spoke, “You are telling me you meant.. another me..? Exactly alike?” Something he suppose COULD happen given his abilities to control time using his machine but -

         Why now..?

       “....I think I need a minute.”

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   Fist were raised as the two were at it having yet another slugfest. Pit obviously being the one to ask for such a spar, but Sakura not being the type to back down from a challenge had accepted. The angel was smirking all throughout the fight, loving every adrenaline-filled moment of the brawl.

   Now naturally he put his all into every fist he threw her way. That wasn’t a problem for the most part, as she was very well versed in blocking or matching his blows. A few hits occasionally made their mark, but as did a few of her own. And Pit could tell he had a few new bruises on his arms and chest to prove so. However one punch happened to land a little too well, hitting Sakura straight square in the face.

   Shock from the hit surged from his fist through to his arm and whole body. He watched as Sakura fell to the ground in a slump, a look of sheer terror enveloping his features. Near instantly, the angel swooped down to check on her body; checking if she was okay. “No...” he mumbled to himself, “..no Sakura, wake up, please!”