Jan 9, 2016
"They won't be able to reach you here, I swear."
“That’s not my greatest concern.”
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"They won't be able to reach you here, I swear."
“That’s not my greatest concern.”
starter for @youngwarloc
❝I’m trying to be nice, Merlin. Really ! I am.❞
ok so youngwarloc and i were talking on skype and this happened:
[6:22:45 PM] Kim redpantsandjam: -whispers- but damnit, I want to write about Nimueh in general now [6:22:51 PM] Kim redpantsandjam: JUST Nimueh [6:22:56 PM] Unaiza [neckerchiefsandmagic]: oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [6:22:59 PM] Unaiza [neckerchiefsandmagic]: that’s so awesome omg [6:31:30 PM] Kim redpantsandjam: who is pressured into giving Uther what he wants, warns him all the same, but isn’t aware of just what granting him that wish will mean. At the very most, she thinks it’ll cost Uther his life, but she never considers it costing her Ygraine, her closest friend.
Nimueh who loses her best friend and blames herself for it. And then finds out of the retribution Uther is seeking, and flees. Nimueh who seriously contemplates taking Arthur - that last remaining memory of her friend - with her.
Nimueh who loses everyone and everything she cares about through Uther’s vengeance.
Nimueh who sees Arthur being sent out on raids on druid camps and comes to despise him, too.
Nimueh who is ready to give up hope for Camelot until she meets Merlin. Nimueh who meets Merlin and knows that if anyone can rid Camelot of its evil, then it’s him. But that evil’s name is Uther, and perhaps Merlin needs a little damned push into things… [6:33:25 PM] Unaiza [neckerchiefsandmagic]: u should send that to highpriestessnimueh bc she’d love it
anyways. she couldn’t see your submit page properly so she asked me to submit it for her. SO HERE U GO. ENJOY.
youngwarloc replied to your post “I wasn't that drunk.”
[text] I do believe that IS a win...
[text] not in this situation...
"I wasn't that drunk."
[text] The cops pulled us over and said papers and you said SCISSORS I WIN
Merlex
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Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Until Alex dies :’(
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - They were friends for awhile first. (Alex was a bit of a whore.)
How was their first kiss? - A long time coming, Alex had been trying for awhile.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Alex will.
Who is the best man/men? -Some of their friends.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - No one.
Who did the most planning? - Merlin is always so busy with work, so probably Alex.
Who stressed the most? - Merlin, because he has done this before.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - (Arthur in that one verse.) All of Alex’ exes.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Alex, most likely. (Not that he prefers it, or anything. Just the way it goes.)
Who is the one to instigate things? - Alex….the hoe!!
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - A good long while.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Alex likes to screw around a lot with his lovers, but yes.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 0
How many children will they adopt? - maybe 1. (Alex really wants kids, but their not at that place in their relationship yet and Alex has to talk Merlin into still.)
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Alex.
Who is the stricter parent? - Neither of them, Merlin is always busy and Alex is…himself.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Merlin.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Alex.
Who is the more loved parent? - Both.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Neither of them.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Both of them!
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Either of them would do it.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Alex.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Alex.
Who does the grocery shopping? -Alex, but they go together sometimes.
How often do they bake desserts? - Alex bakes and cooks stuff all the time.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Either is good for them.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Alex!
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Merlin… maybe.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Neither of them.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Alex.
Who is really against chores? - Both of them, but they have to be done.
Who cleans up after the pets? - If they get pets, probably Alex, as Merlin is busy.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Alex…
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Merlin, Alex doesn’t care.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Merlin.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - They probably just shower together.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both of them.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every holiday.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To be with each other.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Alex, he doesn’t really work, his hours are flexible.
Who plays the most pranks? - They don’t really pull pranks on each other.
Merthur
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Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! |The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Lifetimes, and lifetimes.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I’d like to say about the time of “Do you know how to walk on your knees?” But that would be lying, so I’ll say pretty quickly, but neither of them realized it until too late.
How was their first kiss? - It was a bit strange, on the side of a road, after they had fought over text message for awhile, but still good all the same.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - I assume Arthur will.
Who is the best man/men? - No one.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - No one.
Who did the most planning? - Neither of them, it isn’t something that really needs planning, it just needs to be about them, finally having what they both want.
Who stressed the most? - Merlin, about certain immortal problems.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - (In the one verse if it had gone differently, Alex. ;)) I don’t think they really dislike anyone that much.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Mostly Arthur.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Whichever feels like it.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - "I am a warrior, my body is fit like a leather glove, I could last all night.“-Arthur. (I think that answers your question….)
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Arthur isn’t into that whole denying orgasm thing, he likes to pleasure his partner fully.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 0 (They’re guys..)
How many children will they adopt? - 1 or 2, not many.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Most likely Merlin.
Who is the stricter parent? - Arthur.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both of them.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Merlin.
Who is the more loved parent? - BOTH OF THEM!!
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both of them.
Who cried the most at graduation? - ….both of them!
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Merlin. (Arthur would be furious.)
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Merlin.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Arthur, he doesn’t like all these new microwavable foods, he likes classic, boars and chickens.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both of them. (So Merlin doesn’t buy the microwavable foods so much.)
How often do they bake desserts? - Whenever they’re in the mood for dessert.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Arthur loves Meaty stuff! But Merlin would probably want him to eat healthier.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Arthur, which it would probably fail miserably.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Arthur, after ruining dinner.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - ARTHUR UTHER PENDRAGON!!
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both of them. (Merlin still sucks as a servant.)
Who is really against chores? - Merlin.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Arthur, because he probably insisted on getting said cat or dog.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Arthur. (Because although he nags Merlin about cleaning, he sucks at it too.)
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Arthur. (He still freaks out around modern people.)
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Arthur, and he gives it to Merlin.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Arthur.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Arthur.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every holiday, Arthur really likes it.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To FINALLY be together.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Arthur.
Who plays the most pranks? One pulls a prank or let’s something happen to the other and he repatriates. (It’s mostly Merlin let’s something embarrassing happen to Arthur and Arthur get’s all pouty until something equally embarrassing happens to Merlin.)
[text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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