#youoldserpent

[poisonblackimpala-blog]

+youoldserpent

The man... well, he wasn't a man, was he? Not quite. The demon smelled of earth and vinegary scales and, very faintly, of apples. He also smelled old. Much older than Dean, even if you counted the years he'd spent as a mortal, the ones he could hardly remember now.

"Well, well, well," he said-- almost a low purr-- and smiled as his face changed. "So you're the famous Anthony J. Crowley..."

"I've heard of you, man."

[noeffectivepartitions-blog]

G'evening.

Can I help you with something?

[noeffectivepartitions-blog]

omgHDd;fjh thank you so much for the follows!!!!?!?! holy cow

i would totally write prose introductions for all of you guys but it would take me like 3845784 hours so i'm going to do my best and if you want something longer/individualized, please shoot me an ask and we can talk about it!

[hellsbrokenking]

+4

"Don't know what you've heard, but I'm not doing deals right now." The fallen king muttered, waving the intruder away.

[xaedificare]

I WANT THE K, LET'S DO THIS!

[ goofy kiss ]

It wasn’t every day you went to a Laker’s game with a demon. Well, probably a demon. A really polite demon, either way.

And he was frankly a fantastic date. He’d sprung for the nachos and everything, and didn’t laugh when she burped loudly after downing the beer that was obligatory after eating said arena nachos.

So when the kisscam went around the seats, they couldn’t help themselves. They could always blame the beer, and besides.

How often did you get to kiss a demon on kisscam anyway?

[noahwasadrunk-blog]

youoldserpent replied to your post: This ought to be interesting. Hope your boss...

Are you going to make me, human?

"Do not call me that," he hissed through gritted teeth.

[noahwasadrunk-blog]

This ought to be interesting. Hope your boss doesn't have any messages for you while you're wingless.

“Can it demon. I didn’t ask for your input.”

[noahwasadrunk-blog]

♥ IT WILL BE LIKE CLAPPING