so what if. it’s morning, and not the sylus style one but an actual sane person one, which means sylus isn’t happy about waking up at this hour and he begrudgingly moves around kitchen, and you pity him a bit and want to soothe him, so you hug him from behind while he’s making a cup of coffee, but you just. have to hug him tight enough to press onto him completely, and his sweatpants doesn’t hide how quick the warmth of your body makes him react. it’s the morning also, yk. and you’re a little bitch, which isn’t a secret either, so you kinda. put one of your hands on the counter, cornering him to it, and the other — straight down, past the waistband. and why would he ever wear boxers at this crazy hour, right? so it’s naturally his fault for making it easier for you. besides, he’s definitely not complaining about you jerking him off in front of the counter, though the sound he makes does resemble whining. AND he arches and bends too.
















