I added a transcription for those who may have problem reading some parts (I realize the comic is a little cramped x’’’D
Perry: “At first, we both thought he'd use this money to take over O.W.C.A. and make Major Monoscam pay for all the abuse and unpaid work he did in these years"
Major Monogram: «Carl, please! You're a valid intern! Don't do this to us!»
Perry: "None of us was expecting to find out that the tons of money he did were spent to pay for his mother's cures. I feel a little ashamed of asking Pinky to do some investigation on my behalf. I should have never suspected Carl"
Carl: «The doctor said you can have some Almond Brittles. I hope you like them, mom. I have a friend that loves them» Carl's mom: «It's so nice to know that my little Carl made friends»
Perry: "Even the squirrel costume he went to the Squirrel-Con with was originally bought for a charity and fundraising even to help paying for medicines for kids with cancer"
Child: «Can I have a balloon, sir???»
Pinky: "Agent P! In the report says that he's donated over 25,000 $!" Perry: "We lived off Charlene's alymony checks for an entire year. God bless her loaded wallet. Also, we decided to slip more often so that we could bribe Carl and make sure his mother got the cures she needed. Even Pinky and peter agreed to fake a relationship for the sake of Carl's mother".
Charlene: «Heinz, you usally don't ask for all this money? Are you okay?»
Peter: "I can tell your Poofenplotz sugar mommy won't be happy with this" Pinky: "Shut up you- you cheater! Hurry up and let's get over with this ASAP!"