#your queries

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The first school "dance" of this Year during the Frivolities I broke away from my Friends and experienced for the First time the Scandalous Mt. Dew. Green, slippery, vile liquid that I would Nott attempt again. Give my best to the Family and I Do hope you would be Having a good Day

oooohhhhh. Most Unvirtuous. but i am Glad you would not Repeat the Indulgence in that Offensive Liquid. you show more common Sense than Some People i Knew in my Time (*cough* boston merchants *cough cough* capitalist scum)

Greetings to your Close Relations as well , i am your Humble & Obedient etc.

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Talk shit about Thomas Jefferson?

oh, Mr. Slavery?

it’s his birthday today!

listen i thought he’d make a better president than my bby cousin but tbh? i was wrong and also senile. i died before he could really do much but now i’m back and i heard the whole thing was a Hot Fuckin Mess. not surprising tbh. jefferson was always all like “i want everyone to love me!!!!!” n then he’d talk shit behind everyone’s back. that kind of Heaux. just spineless. and then the shit he did 2 my cousin. like 2/10 AT MOST, would not vote for again. would punch if i met today

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Talk shit about John Adams?

you want me to talk shit abt my very own cousin?!?…………. ok here i go

john was always like “oo look at Me im john adams i’m famous!!!” but who got him there in the first place? i did. and did he ever say thank you? no. basically everything he did, i did first and in a cooler, more radical way. and then he was also a federalist like Yikes.

also he kept being like “sAMUEL you got to be Responsible and do a self care and!!!” like, so unreasonable. i was micromanaging an entire resistance movement there was just no time for “eating” and “sleeping” jeez john

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I know she's not technically a founding father, but talk shit about Abigail Adams?

i can’t bc she scares me

she’s gonna beat me up somehow

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sam on a scale from 1 to hancock how gay are you

no one is as gay as hanny but like. i’m close

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What do you think about your boyfriend wearing makeup?

i think it’s impressive. you should see his whole #routine. it’s so intricate and takes so long. i wouldn’t have the patience for that

i like his natural look too tho. he just looks pretty all the time

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On a scale of one to ten, how cute is John Hancock?

9/10 he loses one for being obnoxiously rich

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What if I'm not strong enough to punch nazis? My scrawny arms and tiny fists cause -8 level damage.

hm if you can’t be out there punching, there are other methods to get nazis to go. just know that i’m with you in spirit as long as you’re doing your best (my spirit is most powerful in boston tho)

i mean look here. i got a revolution started by basically writing a bunch of angry newspaper articles. ur writing makes a difference. ur calling ur reps makes a difference. ur participating in protests n such stuff sure does. just let em fuckers know in someway that they’ll be held accountable

or u can start lifting for strong arm