Your Bartender Loves it When... 01
...you ask for song requests. Hey, you noticed there is a jukebox! Way to go Stephen Hawkins, but does it work, you ask. Judging by its glowing screen and lights, I'd say it does not. When you ask to hear your favorite dumbass song, I shake your feeble hand in exchange for your diploma of idiocy. Do I look a DJ? I'm an accountant, but if you would like a beverage I might be able to help you.










