Your Bartender Loves it When...

Random rants and stories that just need to be told

[marlesbronson-blog]

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[ohlookboobs]

ROFL!!!!!

[marlesbronson-blog]

[marlesbronson-blog]

#Milehigh

[the-ocean-in-one-drop-deactivat]

[marlesbronson-blog]

# quoteofthedead #NomadGang RIP Betty White

[marlesbronson-blog]

Your bartender loves that shit .04

A customer asked me to run drinks for his table, I respond telling him it'd be easier to order at the bar. This, to him, is effed up, as he continues “all you need is a little skirt and a thong.” Interesting. I’m required to cross-dress to satisfy your miniscule wants. I'm offended in multiple ways, the least having to do with my own sexuality. As I continue to buss I hear him say something about someome being an asshole. I don’t take this personal seeing as how this could possibly not be about me. He finally does place an order with the other bartender. This customer informs my partner of our interaction and his intent to continue the ribbing. As their conversation goes on, it turns out this guy has had a bad day. Short story short... pobre sito, you had a little misfortune which entitles you to offensive, misogynistic behavior at my expense. And your bartender loves that shit.

[marlesbronson-blog]

Just because you may see me everyday, doesn't make us friends. I may be your therapist of sorts, but once the booze wears off, back to life. Go play with your friends.

[marlesbronson-blog]

Blu Kudu #edible #milehigh

[marlesbronson-blog]

Where am I?

[marlesbronson-blog]

I grew up watching Cheers, but as I've come to learn most regulars suck

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[marlesbronson-blog]

This guy knows nothing #pawnography #Titus

[marlesbronson-blog]

#medoarithmetic #17minus5equals13 #yourbartenderlovesthatshit #DDFH

[marlesbronson-blog]

Yo, check out that old ass birdshit on that badass lotus #jimjonesvoiceballin

[marlesbronson-blog]

Mickey Finn began his bartending career as a young man. Now he is well into middle age and wants to tell you the 15 things he absolutely hates about his customers.

[marlesbronson-blog]

So where's the key? #yourbartenderlovesthatshit #shitsamazing