💋 THE “I HATE TATE BUT I’D LET HIM RUIN MY LIFE” CHECKLIST 💃
💀 For the Women Who Pretend to Hate Him, But Would Fold in 0.5 Seconds 💀
Oh, so you “hate” Andrew and Tristan Tate? You “despise” them? You think they’re “toxic, insecure little men” who have “no real power over women”?
🧐 Interesting.
Because, for some reason, you’ve:
✔ Seen every Tate clip on TikTok. ✔ Read every article on them—twice. ✔ Somehow memorized their entire dating history. ✔ Spent more time talking about them than your own boyfriend.
💀 Sis. Come on. 💀
You don’t hate them. You want them. But you don’t want to admit you want them.
And that’s where this fun little checklist comes in.
Are you secretly thirsting for the Tates? Let’s find out.
🚨 CHECK EVERY BOX THAT APPLIES TO YOU: 🚨
✅ You say "he's just a narcissist" but if he told you to pack a bag, you'd already be at the airport. (One-way ticket to the Bugatti lifestyle, incoming.)
✅ You left a hate comment, but deep down, you hoped he’d reply. (Because any attention is better than no attention, right?)
✅ You’ve “accidentally” watched 50 Tate videos and analyzed his body language. (For "research purposes," of course.)
✅ You post about "hating" high-value men, but the last three guys you dated were broke. (And you hated them for it.)
✅ You claim “status doesn’t matter,” yet your dream man is rich, famous, and dominant. (Hypergamy’s undefeated.)
✅ You “hate” arrogant men, yet your panties have never dropped for a weak one. (Your dating history speaks louder than your feminism.)
✅ You “can’t stand toxic masculinity” but your fantasy involves getting pinned against a wall. (You didn’t dream about a sensitive poet, did you?)
✅ You say “strong, independent women don’t need men,” yet you’re mad when men don’t pay for dinner. (Pick a struggle.)
✅ You call him “dangerous,” but your favorite TV show is about a mob boss who cheats and kills people. (You love a good villain.)
✅ If Tate actually DM’d you, your morals would have an emergency shutdown. (And we both know it.)
💀 FINAL SCORE: HOW BAD IS YOUR TATE ATTRACTION? 💀
💯 0-3 boxes checked: 🧐 Mild symptoms of denial. But we see the cracks forming.
💯 4-6 boxes checked: 🔥 You’re deep in it. Your feminism is fighting for its life right now.
💯 7-9 boxes checked: 🚨 Just say you’d fold and go. No one’s buying the act anymore.
💯 10/10 boxes checked: 💀 You’re basically already in the Tateverse. Just admit you’d risk it all.
📌 FINAL THOUGHT: YOU’RE NOT MAD AT TATE. YOU’RE MAD AT YOUR ATTRACTION TO TATE.
Feminists aren’t fighting misogyny. They’re fighting their own biology.
💀 They don’t want “equality.” They want power—but only if the man is powerful enough to handle them.
So next time you feel the urge to call Andrew Tate a “loser” online? Ask yourself: Would you really say that to his face… or would you be too busy twirling your hair?
It’s okay. Denial is step one. Acceptance is step two.
💀 REBLOG if you know women like this. 🚀 FOLLOW if you’re tired of the fake outrage. 🔥 LIKE if you’re watching the internal struggle play out in real-time. 💬 COMMENT how many boxes you checked (no lying, we’ll know).
⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is written for the purpose of artistic expression, cultural commentary, and psychological exploration of social and gender dynamics. It does not condone or encourage violence, harassment, or discrimination of any kind. Any references to power, strength, restraint, or critique are metaphorical, symbolic, and rooted in historical and cultural analysis. This is not a call to action — it’s a cultural mirror. If you feel offended, ask yourself if it’s from actual harm — or from seeing something you hoped no one would say out loud.
✨ TL;DR: If you're mad, it’s probably not because it’s wrong — it’s because you know it’s true.