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Detinos Marissa Elisa

Huh. Some kind of options, there.

Let’s...y’know, I wouldn’t murder any of them. Hypotheticals, though...

Guess I’d murder the PI Panther; most likely to end up on my tail, interfering. Go camping with...the fucked up yao guai, yeah. Guess I’ll be banishing the siren, then. To the rocks with you.

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Ⓐ <3 Det

ATTRACTIVENESS:

    repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words - What the fuck is that thing? - interesting

PERSONALITY:

    grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered (but don’t tell them I said that they seem like the sort of person who wouldn’t take it well) ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― not talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible - called me a snack

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

    not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely, I’m a bird and she kind of threatened to eat me ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

    never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend - trying to avoid being a snack

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them - What is that? Some sort of hairless lizardbeast? Or a Yao Guai?

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce? Please? ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them - what are they I need to know

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

    worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed have you seen that tongue eww

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Whatwang? | Corvo/Det

Berry securely in beak, Corvo flapped away as the person called after her, cawing laughter as she went. Yeah, good luck! Never getting your berry back, prick! That’s what you get for shooing me away from the table!

Then, though, she saw something that almost (almost, but not quite) caused her to drop her berry (so, she ate it, quickly, gulping it down so it couldn’t accidentally fall out).

What the fuck is THAT?

Her wings snapped and she swooped, gliding down to come to a rest on a knotty root twisting up from the ground, in front of a person in a...something costume. A costume of some sort.

I fucking HOPE that’s a costume.

“So,” Corvo croaked, head twitching sideways, this ways, that ways, every ways she could to try to figure out what the hairless, toothy, tongue-y, thing, was. “Some kind of...hairless...lizardbeast? Oh! Yao Guai, from Fallout?”

Looked vaguely similar. Even less hair, though.

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[ask-the-blind-wizard]

... Why in the ever burning hell am I getting citations for failing to clean up after a dog and failing to put on a leash? I don’t even have a dog!