soo incoming rant, ignore if you want
so iwas at the park with some of my friends and boyfriend today and like
there was this little kid that literally was attached to me, keep in mind i have never seem this child in my entire life???
at first he asked me like
“are you a mom 🤗”
and i said yes bc why tf not
and hes like “good!! you have three kids.”
so im like oh uh alr
and then this kid runs around the ENTIRE FREAKING PARK, THEN TRIES TO J U M P ME AND YELLS “TUBE SLIDE”
so im like um okay 😭
so then me and my friends k and c were sitting down on the grass
this kid jumps me AGAIN, TRIES TO SQUEEZE TF OUT OF MY ARM, then he does that weird squeezy shoulder thing idk i have a weird reaction to it 😭, then ke starts KICKING MY BUTT, and then my friend k asked “what are you doing?” and the little kid said that he was trying to SPANK AND SLAP MY BUTT. then he ran away after failing to spank me, and me and my friends were left there laying on the ground cry laughing for 5 minutes.
overall, very traumatized.
also me and my bf kissed behind a tree, it was sweet.
anyways
yeah
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
@itisthywilliam this is what i was gonna rant to you about 😭😭