INTRODUCTION POST
"I don't care if you're a man, woman, nonbinary, trans, xenogender or something completely else—if you're hot, then you're fucking hot."
last edited: tue, 23. jun. 2026, 21:28 PM
CURRENT AND PREVIOUS BLOG URLS: zaiyahere, zaiyazh, zalex-vamp, frxnkiistein
genderfucked up genderqueer pansexual guy. you may call me alex or frank, either works (the real ones can use aleksa/franjo). i suspect im an ENTP 4w5 594. baby witch in the broom closet, and secretly a vampire (shhhhhhhhh ☺️)
pronouns page
people of all ages can visit my blog, just be aware that swear words are a part of my daily dictionary and that I sometimes draw naked people, post about suicide, occasionally hornypost—so if you're sensitive to any of that stuff, I'd recommend not scrolling through my blog, but you do you 🤷
im also on Pinterest, Instagram, XHS, and SpaceHey, too—@frxnkiistein on all platforms :) I check all my accounts daily so dont hesitate to strike up a conversation. i dont bite unless given permission xx
music sideblog: @zaiyamusic (I dont do much there. if the hellsite lets me, I'll post some things and rant ab music theory)
can you find my other secret sideblogs? <3
!!! I CANNOT DONATE ANY MONEY AT ALL !!! (im a minor and don't have a job obvi. also I'm on tumblr what do you expect.)
!!! I DONT DO MONEY COMMISSIONS !!!
!!! I VIEW LINKS IN COMMENTS ON MY POSTS AS SPAM BOTS AND I DELETE THEM IMMEDIATELY !!!
bands/artists I like: MCR, Metallica, TV Girl, Kikuo, Dazey and The Scouts, Ado, Green Day, Gerard Way, The Offspring, Yaelokre (and more, I can't remember)
languages I speak fluently: english, serbian
languages I can speak/understand okayish: russian, german
languages I'm currently learning: russian, german, tagalog
languages I wanna learn: icelandic, swedish, spanish, french, italian, japanese, esperanto, latin
some interests/hobbies of mine: crocheting, sewing, crafts, rocks, psychology, art, drawing, music
instruments I play: piano, guitar, kalimba, bass
instruments I want to play: cello, drums
favorite random items around my house: my spiked cuff, studded belt, NASA cap, denim battle jacket, red flannel, chest of trinkets, spinny ring, amethyst pendulum necklace, paw clicker, "everything" pocket knife, razor blade necklace, bass, acoustic and electric guitar
things I really want to do/have but can't because of my lack of cash: play DND, get therapy
pretty sure I have depression and anxiety, maybe ADD and autism. not sure. I don't know what's wrong, but I know SOMETHINGS wrong
addiction to sleep deprivation (9 PM becomes 10 PM, then midnight rolls around, then 3 AM and suddenly it's dawn) (not proud of this)
DNI LIST: PEDOPHILES, NECROPHILES, MAPS, SUPERSTRAIGHTS, HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, INCEST SUPPORTERS, PROSHIPPERS, PEOPLE WITH NO BASIC HUMAN DECENCY, RELIGION MOCKERS, ETC (I will put more once i remember)
if you're healing/getting therapy and aware that what you're doing is wrong, good for you. don't interact with me until you have basic human respect again
if i make any mistakes in my grammar don't correct me, I have no respect 4 this language
a few more special interests of mine: UNDERTALE, DELTARUNE, MCR (that's literally just my whole blog at this point), pokemon, death note
TAGS:
#yourlocalvampire—all my posts from 28.08.2025 onwards
#yourlocalvampiregettingsomesleep—me actually going to sleep
#yourlocalvampireplayingtunes—me playing an instrument
#yourlocalvampireneedshelp—my stupid ass needing help
#yourlocalvampireanswers—answering asks
#yourlocalvampirereblogs—most of my reblogs
#yourlocalvampireshitposts—shitposts!!!
#loveposting—yearning yeehaw
NOTE: SOMETIMES I FORGET TO PUT TAGS
some cool people u should check out: @ashesandwingsx , @danikriatura , @finnulouskilljoys , @kojinaka , @kosashveil , @luvkthepsychic , @xbabyn0th1ngx , @rayrardlover , @leaveme2thewolves , @y0urbrother-thefailure , @stardust--eyes , @imactuallyspiderman67 , @mimi4oxsog , @deusben , @sokisaurus , @fr3akg3isha , @zaustavitezemlju , @y0urbrother-thefailure
IRLS!!!
@ashesandwingsx @glamourslutsworld @reyna-morselli @ida-here @sokisaurus
take care :)
ALSO PLEASE SEND ASKS IM CONSTANTLY BORED OUT OF MY MIND!!!
ugh I love picrews nfhdhththhh
FUN FACTS ABOUT ME:
- I have echolalia
- I have astigmatism
- I have long hair so I'm basically a real vampire trust me guys I'm a vampire lemme suck ur blood 😛
- I have no nerves in one tooth
- I can gleek
- I have pronated feet, and you can see the proof on the bottom of my converse from my fucked up walking
- ive got #fuckass tinnitus and i need to tap my head (?) to get rid of the "buzzing" noise
- will list more once I remember
also I listed all the tags!!!!! so u can check them out