#yourpinkdoom

[iwakiri-academy-blog]

ooc: mama and yachiru need a hiatus from 30th august to 17th sept please~

Noted!

[shintenshin-archive]

[falls from the sky and right onto your flower bed as you are gardening] "HI HI I'M KUSAJISHI YACHIRU! MATSUGE SAID YOU TWO WERE ENGAGED, NE FATTY!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT?!"

[prodigyitachi]

"What's this?" O3O

send “what’s this?” and i will generate a number to see what item your muse has found in mine’s belongings.

8. A condom

--A sharp intake of breath, dark eyes widening marginally. It truly wasn't his day now, was it? 

Bending down to the little girl's level, he carefully, but firmly plucked the packet from her hands. A smile too, was offered, the elder Uchiha refusing to betray any of his discomfort. 

It was bad enough a child had found it; he didn't need to further pique her curiosity. 

"Aa, it's just something I need for work, Yachiru-chan. Did you come by to visit Tama again?"

[diorcrystal]

random number generator rly wants yachiru to find a condom in itachi's belongings

it keeps giving me the number 8

[shuuhei-sensei]

Yachiru bursts through the window causing the glass to break and shatter. her straightened legs almost like a Hammer knocks down Hisagi by his head knowing to the small fukutaichou herself as when her feet land safely on what she assumes is the ground, she excitedly yells "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PER--" her speech cut short as she twists her head left and right (yet not down) searching for the said birthday boy "Huh? Where are you pervert?"

"Osu. That should do it." Hisagi said, as he gently slipped some papers inside a brown folder. "Let's see... Assignments for World History, Technical Writing, and Creative Writing are done! Time to turn them over."

It may be his birthday today, but it's not an excuse to slack off. The raven-haired picked up the three folders on his desk, and rose from his seat. As he turned towards the door, the male shinigami was caught once again in another ambush from behind.

"What the--!?"

"--Oomph!"

With a loud crash and a thud, fragments of broken glass and sheets of paper fell on the floor... along with Hisagi's face. It was immediately followed by a little girl's voice.

"...K..Kusa..jishi......D-Down... h..ere......"

[prodigyitachi]

"Ne Matsuge, what does chibi Itachi eat?" o3o

"... Tama?" Yes, that was the name she had taken to calling his pet now, wasn't it? Chibi Itachi. "I'm afraid he has a special diet, so it's not easy to supply him with food.

"Would you like to feed him?"

[iwakiri-academy-blog]

ooc: Yachiru would like to work part time at Candy/Sweet shop please \/uO

Done!

[ofwaterandkings-blog]

[stttaaarrreeesssss]

Stares back. 

"And you would be…?"