#ysa.txt

[rainesenator]

i would like to congratulate merlin and cyran for not getting any child killed this season. i know it was hard to do given their track records but team work made the dream work

[couslander]

i call them my pros and cons party bc they're like if the angel and the devil on one's shoulder who wanted to flush eo down the toilet and put an axe to the pipe gave you practical wisdom and advice

[cuntbrow]

about to finally watch good omens boys. i just got out of the hospital hopefully it won't try to send me back in

[rainesenator]

im putting together a team to finalize the divorce with:

in order: the employee/daughter merlin still won't admit to having (contess), the eldest child (gala), the soon to be ex-husband himself (cyran), the daughter he currently has custody of (cassadee), and the mob wife cass hasn't seen in years (sonja).

[rainesenator]

who up and still enamored with the one that got away who's lowkey ruining ur goals. like always.

[rainesenator]

all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players (for our longstanding situationship)

[rainesenator]

and if i say losing his friend and rival to the title of merlin and eventually the war (where merlin famously died/disappeared in) was what made cyran hate us and the arcane council to the point of seemingly no return. he lost the chance to beat merlin and be able to stand beside them and to add insult to injury this whole thing made merlin forget cyran when cyran could never excise them from his very being. yeah i'd be mad too

[rainesenator]

after almost five kids dying on her watch the magister has NO CHILL about any threat against their newest child.