Any more APH Germany headcanons? I really like the one you posted!
He sleeps with his dogs. If they take too much places in bed, he will just go sleep on the couch while making the less sound possible to not wake them up.
He is just so hype about the Crazy Days carnival in Cologne, you have no idea. He literally prepare like months before, even Prussia is like “Bruh, chill”.
His favorite band is Rammstein.
He makes dick and your mom jokes with England, and they are worse when both drunk. Poor France is always the victim.
He hates taking showers, so he always take baths in the evening. Sometimes he uses bath bombs, but shhh no one should know this, not even Prussia.
He still have difficulties understanding Switzerland’s German. It just doesn’t enter his head. He will also go ask Austria to translate things for him since he’s more close to him.
Sealand thinks Germany recognizes him as a nation. He sometimes tries to correct him but Sealand masters the puppy face, so he just ends up saying “Yeah ok, that’s chill.”.
When the Berlin wall was up, he and Prussia met once a day in a place were there was only a barbed wire to separate the city, and they talked for hours. Prussia even brought a few time his flute and Germany some music albums that were illegal in East Germany, but legal in West Germany.
For like 20 years (somewhere between 1960-80), he was so addicted to tanning. He even has some freckles because he did too much of it. And almost every year he changed his hair color. When the color lenses where invented, he just went like “Yoooo this is mine now.” (ok, he just hated his natural look, because he didn’t want to be seen as the racist white nazist guy with typical blond hair and blue eyes.)
He has a Snoopy in an aircraft tatoo on his arm. When he’s drunk he just go see everyone and be like “Hey look at my tatoo, it’s so beautiful”.
He’s an alcoholic (he was shown in canon as having difficulties refusing alcohol, even trembling by having a beer near him) and tries to stop.
If you think his Facebook/Tweeter account is all serious and stuff; you are so wrong. Puppies everywhere. And more importantly: he loves those screaming geese/ducks toys, he has every single videos of them. He is out of control.