Yuevlive ep. 2
× episode two
× ‘96 line first vLive recap
× wc 804 words
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- The Vlive starts and the whole '96 line is pretending the screen is frozen, so they are not moving;
- Then Doyoung sneezes and everyone groans;
- "You ruined everything!" screams everyone, quoting Woozi;
- Doyoung is pouting;
- "Hello everyone! A lot of people requested a '96 line Vlive so here we are!";
- The members are sitting on a big couch, with Chungha precariously sitting on the armrest. Doyoung, who wanted to be the MC, got himself a chair and the tallest people were pushed to sit on the floor;
- The beginning is a mess, Doyoung is trying so hard to keep everyone focused but Yueliang and Woozi are annoying Hoshi, while Changkyun just wants everyone to do aegyo to see them suffer;
- "You are not allowed to read comments anymore" says Jun taking the phone from Changkyun;
- For seven full minutes it is just dudes showing off their biceps and talking about going to the gym together;
- Rowoon got food from the convenience store and it becomes a weird mukbang for a while;
- Hoshi manages to fit 13 marshmallows in his mouth before nearly choking and dying;
- Chungha is surprisingly great at throwing popcorn in the air and catching it with her mouth;
- Yueliang tries the trick and fails miserably;
- "Let's pretend this never happened";
- Tease Hoshi Festival 2020 edition started;
- "We have no concept today, this live is a mess" says Woozi after reading comments of confused fans;
- Doyoung is trying so hard to MC but it is definitely not working;
- Pray for Doyoung sanity 2020;
- They tried to answer some fan questions but they always get lost and start telling funny episodes instead;
- This episode contains a great amount of inside jokes no one understand other than the '96 line;
- Wonwoo is salty because Chungha mother thinks Rowoon is the most handsome out of them;
- They are currently obsessed with JYP's “Fever”, even if it is one year old already. At random moments they just start singing it and it is MESSY;
- They love BIBI rap part and now it is stuck in fan's brain too;
- “Kiss on my wrist, baby I want more, keepin’ up my lips, baby like muah muah”
- Did JYP paid them to give him a shoutout?
- “We don’t have a leader but if we did, it should be me” says Doyoung;
- “We all know our leader is Woozi because he’s the richest here” replies Yueliang simply;
- “I never said I wanted to be the leader!”;
- “Now you are, congratulations”;
- They are back on aegyo and they want Woozi to show his cuteness again but he strongly refuses;
- "You have to kill me first";
- So they played the clip from Weekly Idol TWICE;
- "I thought we were friends!" -Woozi, 2020;
- They did some acrostic poems and it was more frustrating than the infamous "NCT dream the love" vs "NCT dream IS love" MarkHyuck situation;
- "Oh Canada"
- They are reading more fans’ questions and comments and Wonwoo is actively choosing the weirdest stuff just to piss Doyoung;
- Pray for Doyoung sanity 2020;
- Yueliang is playing “Feel Special” by Twice;
- “It’s always Twice time!”;
- “Is there someone in Twice that was born in 1996?” asked Chungha;
- “I’m googling it right now” replies Yueliang, “Jeongyeon, Momo and Sana sunbaenims were born in 1996! We need to befriend them!”;
- “We will befriend EVERYONE!”
- Honestly, they are a bit scary;
- Fans want to know who has the most damaged hair in the room and it is a FAIR QUESTION;
- They spend half the time quoting memes, they are coming for us;
- Yueliang has been braiding Chungha hair for half the video now;
- Fans are asking if they will ever do a meet up with the '97 line;
- "This will never happen because we are too cool for them" Changkyun answers;
- "Also they ignore our texts" admits Jun;
- Tease Hoshi Festival 2020 edition is still going on;
- Yueliang is laughing so much she is going to die;
- She has actual tears in her eyes;
- "Please sing us a song!" asked a fan;
- They choose Chungha latest song;
- They try to harmonize but fail and go off pitch;
- "Don't sing my songs anymore, please" says Chungha;
- "I'm stressed" - Doyoung, 2020;
- "This was our first live ever and, judging from my manager expression, it will be the last too" concludes Rowoon;
- They close the Vlive with BIBI rap again because it’s just that catchy;
- “All that marks, and I’m woo ahh…”














