#yujateababbles

[yujateaandpi]

Medieval hyperbolic language is my absolute favorite it’s not “that sucked” it’s “the blight hath darkened my household” it’s not “I missed you” it’s “wherefore hath thy gone to leave me bereft of your company” it’s not “that was fun” it’s “joyful delights hath transpired on this day of earthly desires.” Stub my toe call that “woe is me tis my day of reckoning”

[yujateaandpi]

Mother: “I was thinking about that future vampire animation you like”

Me: “????????”

Mother: *gesturing* “You know! The one about the scientist who becomes a crazy king.”

Me: “????????”

Mother: “Long nose.”

Me: “ADVENTURE TIME??”

[yujateaandpi]

My Korean mom watching Nimona for the hundredth time: "She likes doing whale."

[yujateaandpi]

Ah I love watching the artists I follow hurtle headfirst into different special interests. I do not recognize a single character on my dash but I am vibing with all the gay kissing, peace and love on planet earth.

[yujateaandpi]

Stan is thymine, Ford is uracil, no I will not elaborate.