#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman
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what's Yuri cookin' with Stat wise?
HERE'S HIS CHAR SHEET LOOKIT THEM STATS (his deception is so so so high) and also his pact features :3
Who in SNSD is so busy getting fucked by concert staff, that the concert starts late?
Yuri. Her hot body turn on the concert staff so much and they fuck at the backstage and Yuri would so enjoy that and didn't know that concert already start. The other member only can start without Yuri. After the opening, Yuri could only hurry to the stage, but she didn't notice that there was still some semen left on her legs.
it's like asking your fav child. it's too hard
My favourite child is my cat her name is Lizbert
I’m so bored and I can’t sleep right now so it’d be ace if people sent me Otayuri HCs or asks *wink wink nudge nudge* I promise I don’t bite
infodump to me (and the public but most importantly ME) all the latest cool yuri shenanigans ?
OH BOY WHERE DO I EVEN START.
SO Yuri has wanted to try and redeem his patron, a devil named Baron Carmine. He wants this because, as a warlock, his power source is drawn from not only him, but fucking Glasya as a result, who is Baron C's boss. Yuri feels a bit bad for Carmine, and while the devil hasn't been the best guy in death or life, its not only for him, but for his past (living) self's descendants, who were CURSED because in life, Baron C was a huge, horrible jerk.
But god does Baron C test Yuri. He's rude, hellbent on being evil, and likes to hide super important information from Yuri...namely the fact that the weapon Yuri uses that is the source of his power, the Perdition Blade, was once wielded by a woman named Bernadette, who also created the same demonic gnoll issue that uh, that ended up killing Yuri's parents in the first place.
SO YEAH, YURI'S A BIT PISSED. He didn't know that. But he still wants to redeem him. If an angel can fall, a devil can rise, right?
Meanwhile, Yuri's resurrected parents are alive and well, and getting to work on catching up creating siblings for Yuri (who isn't super excited by the idea, but...what can you do).
Yuri and his friends have also traveled to fantasy France to kill his best friend's evil parents, who basically let the illithid take over the entire countryside, poisoning the water, turning the cows into octopi, etc.
Oh, did I mention Yuri grew a tail? That's new!
What is Yuri's music taste??
OH MAN probably either the most unintelligible screamo music possible or something super up-beat and popp-y. tempted to say he'd also like electro-swing music. he (yuri) can also play the hurdy gurdy so I think he'd have a deep appreciation for anything with that featured
Who is the sexiest member of SNSD?
Yuri
Tell me about Yuri's patron!! How did they reel him in? What attracted them to him?
sadkjfalksd SO FUNNY PART IS YURI DIDN'T CHOSE AT ALL
he...stole a cursed dagger, suffered a seizure and fell into a weird dream coma where he met his patron and was bound to him. so he reeled yuri in in that Yuri was the fish and his patron, Baron Carmine, was the fisherman. it was planned from the start that someone dumb and innocent would take the dagger (thus it wasn't guarded) so that the devil Patron could mould them into the perfect weapon
it...........hasn't worked out like that at all for his patron LMAO. he got a 19 year old sex fiend instead
