Ooooh if I can ask for a kiss fic, #4, Awkward Kiss, YuriBaba :D
A/N: OH YEAH YURIBABA WOOHOO!!!!! -does happy dance- Also, this snippet is early (like two weeks, I think) in their relationship.
Alibaba shuffled awkwardly on Yuri’s couch and said, his head hung as low as a puppy punished for eating his master’s shoes, “Did I do something wrong?”
Yuri sighed and once again compared Alibaba to a puppy in his mind. He sat next to him on the couch and said, placing his hand on Alibaba’s shoulder, “Do you want me to be honest with you?”
“All right,” Alibaba said, gulping and bracing himself for the worst.
With that, Yuri said as quickly as he could to diminish the impact, “You rammed our mouths together, moved your tongue around like a demonic dolphin and forgot that breathing is a thing required of all living creatures.”
Unfortunately, that method of relaying information didn’t quite work, as Alibaba only flushed and sadly said, “Oh. I’m sorry, I won’t do it again.”
Yuri straightened his position on the couch and said, “Good. I’m glad you can handle constructive criticism, far too many people can’t and it really is an annoyance–”
“Did I do anything right tonight?” Alibaba said, slumping his head on Yuri’s shoulder and trying (and failing extremely hard) not to look disgruntled.
A couple minutes later, Yuri sighed and said, stroking a slightly-less-disgruntled Alibaba’s hair, “All right, thinking back on my previous statement I realize there should have been a compliment or two between my critiques. Your hands moved very well during our kiss, and you didn’t try to move past the limits I’ve set for us tonight, whether directly or covertly, or try to make me feel guilty for setting them in the first place.”
Alibaba snuggling into Yuri’s shoulder and mumbled, “Those are basics, Yuri, I don’t deserve brownie points for that–”
“Far too many people don’t even do that,” Yuri said, pausing before adding, “Ultimately, though, there is nothing wrong with your kissing that can’t be remedied with a little practice.” He then kissed Alibaba’s head and hoped he would understand the implication behind his words.
“But who would I practice with?” Alibaba said, and Yuri felt himself nearly compelled to pull his own hair out.
Yuri gave death glares to the floor and found himself reminded of an equally oblivious veteran hero before looking down at Alibaba and stating as bluntly as possible, “Hmm, who could you practice improving your kissing technique with that is more than willing to aid you in your quest to be a better kisser and is currently in this room with you?”
Alibaba looked up at Yuri and his eyes began to sparkle as he said, “Wait, you mean you still want to kiss me even after last time?!”
Yuri couldn’t help but chuckle as he pulled a joyous Alibaba into another kiss, answering in the affirmative with fervent lips.