#yuukimafu

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Yuuki, on the phone: Hey Mafuyu, remember when our sensei from elementary school told us Santa wasn’t real?

Yuuki: Well, jokes on him, because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s fucking here.

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Both Yuuki and Ritsuka honestly: If Mafuyu thinks he can just bat his cute little eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he is absolutely right.

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Yuuki: Don't tell your mother

Mafuyu: Kiss one another

Yuuki: DIE FOR EACH OTHER

Mafuyu: *falls out of his chair*

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Little!Mafuyu, clinging to Little!Yuuki's arm: It's dark...I'm scared...

Little!Yuuki: Don't worry, I got this!

Little!Yuuki: *stomps foot*

Little!Yuuki: *sketchers light up*

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Hiiragi: Y’all say “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and you’re all shitting your pants. You’re all hypocrites.

Yuuki: The day I let fucking Bozo stab me to death is the day I die pal.

Shizusumi: Well, yes. That’s how being stabbed to death works.

Yuuki: Don’t make fun of me dude, what if Mafuyu hears you??

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Mafuyu: So you're starting a band?

Yuuki: Yup.

Mafuyu: What's it called?

Yuuki: "The mixtape you made me didn't have Owl City on it so now you're dead to me"

Mafuyu: That's...really specific...