Hello! How are you? How's your holidays going? (If they pass at all..) I saw that you write on the Assasination Classroom. can headcanons be with !Teacher reader (gender neutral) and how he teaches children how to kill Koro-sensei. (I apologize for my English and if it's somehow confusing.. I'm not very good at explanations😭)
Scented Assassination ( Class E x teacher!reader)
A/N alright here is my first assasination classroom request! Do check what other fandoms I write for 👀 non-one-piece pieces might get ahead of line just so I don’t overdo myself with just one anime. Regardless I ‘m not sure I feel like there wasen’t enough interaction but let me know what you guys think!
Reader here is replaced by Dokucha which stands for reader in japanese for the enjoyment of both reader and oc characters readers alike!
Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto
"Alright, that about concludes today's chapter. Please be sure to go over the different kingdoms. I expect you to be able to not only name each Kingdom but also give me a description of each one," Dokucha explained as they closed the book in their hands and put it next to them.
"We will explore the different Phyla of each kingdom next week, so prepare for that as well," They Said as they crossed their legs at the desk they were currently sitting on.
"Now then, what do you guys want to discuss regarding Biological methods for your assassination attempts?"
"Not you, Karma."
"C'mon teach, I thought you were supposed to give everyone a chance to give their opinion," he drawled, an easygoing smirk on his face as he leaned back on his chair.
"You do. You have the right to voice your thoughts, but I'm also voicing my authority as a teacher and saying no. I'm saving us both some time because you used the lesson to prank the main campus again last time."
"I'm pretty sure I saw you laughing too, Teach."
"You have no proof of that," they drawled a sly smile on their face.
"Can't prove it was me either," he replied in a similar manner.
"Moving on, Karma," they dismissed, turning back to the rest of the class
"Anyone else?"
"He's sensitive to smell. Can we do anything with that?" Sugino Suggested
"Scents, huh? Are you going for physical effects or a psychological effect?"
"Uh...Both?" he answered, confused.
"What's the difference? As long as it has an effect, does it matter?" Kimura questioned
"Shame on you; if you don't know how to use a weapon, then you cannot do well with that weapon," they called as they stood up, walked towards the board, grabbed a piece of chalk, made two ovals in the board, and labeled one 'Psychological' followed by 'Physical.'
"Alright! Do any of you know why we are naturally displeased by the smell of rotten flesh?"
"Because it's...Dead?" Okajima tried
"You need to start paying more attention to class; all of you do," they scolded, pointing the chalk in their direction with a disapproving frown on their face.
"Alright! How about this: Do any of you remember what distinguishes the sense of smell from the rest of our senses?"
"The Thalamus does not process it," Okuda softly answered, a barely lifted hand showing as she spoke.
"Right! Good Job, Okuda! Another point for you. This is why you're my favorite," they beamed as they turned to write what the meek girl had said on the board.
"Ha...You're not supposed to have favorites, Mix. Dokucha," Isogai said with a nervous chuckle.
"I'm also not supposed to be teaching you how to kill things, but here we are!
Now, then, when we smell something, it is not only sent to be interpreted but also to the amygdala and Hippocampus, our emotional HQs, which is why we can get nostalgic or have a strong reaction toward a smell.
Going back to the rotten flesh, we have a negative reaction due to evolution, as we have been programmed to associate it with illness and death. So I suppose you weren't wrong, Okajima," she spoke, absentmindedly adding the last part.
"Okajima! One point for you!" they beamed, letting out a chuckle at the over-the-top reaction the latter had at the news.
"Anyway, the point is that you can use smells as a psychological weapon if you manage to find a deep connection that Koro-sensei has to a specific smell; seeing how emotional he is, I'm guessing it should not be hard. Do note that this could only work as a distraction." She prattled, glancing at Nagisa as he scribbled away in his little notebook, likely already finding a connection.
"So what about physical? Can we, like, kill him with a smell?" Nakamura piped up excitedly
"Sorry, but seeing his strong resistance to chemicals, it's unlikely; using smell to have a physical reaction would probably only overwhelm him, stun him possibly, but not kill him. Even if it did, using deadly smells as a weapon is a no-go," they called as they formed an X by crossing their arms as they shook their face.
"You are welcome to use strong-smelling substances and use masks to avoid being affected, but I am not allowing you to use deadly substances; not only are you and your classmates at risk, but it could put bystanders at risk. Is that clear?"
"Yes, Mix Dokucha!" The class answered as they slowly stood up, taking a hold of their belongings as they prepared to leave
"Alright, Class. Have a good afternoon; I will see you tomorrow!"
What do we think? Think I also should have work on that ending a little bit more 🤔
